So it was time for us to storm the castle! ...er, palace. Storm the palace.
The macguffin we needed was (we thought) still in there, in the hands of this enormous ogre called Throgg the Grinder. But as infiltrating the palace to get it had a very real risk of kicking the hornets' nest and making the intel work of the knights more dangerous, we consulted them. They agreed to help, but sent word back to both the Ergothian Empire and the Knights of Solamnus back in Sancrist to ask for aid, giving them a two week head start before we'd do our thing. We'd need to lay low in the safehouse for a week, since the ogres would be on alert after the slave-freeing raid the knights had done, and then we'd have a week to work out ways of reducing the headcount around the palace.
We took a three-part plan. Step one, sow discord among the orcs-- Catt went around
And it worked! As we snuck toward the palace on the big night, we passed gibbets with orcs hanging from them, labeled with signs reading "THIEF," and a lot of pass-out drunk orcs, goblins, and ogres. We got in the palace, merked the ogre working as a cook in the kitchen, then got into the ballroom, where a lot of ogres and more of the "Black Cloaks" were all pass-out drunk, but there were two other ogres who weren't passed out yet, a bunch of goblin waiters, and Throgg himself. Battle kicked off, but we were able to keep up and take out everyone, with Evrouin landing the final blow on Throgg, with the one-liner, "Grind this!"
One amusing bit afterward was Justinius identifying these "rings" that Throgg had been wearing were actually Bracers of Strength (which boost the wearer's STR score to 22), and then failing to convince anyone that they were actually Bracers of Intelligence so he could try to keep them for himself.
With the majority of the problems in the palace dealt with (we sealed the doors of the palace shut so none of the baddies could get inside), we got to the Imperial chambers where we expected to find the macguffin among the imperial regalia. Apart from a brief encounter with a mimic (which nearly killed Cogburn), we discovered that the macguffin/regalia was not there-- and then realized why. The Emperor had fled like ~350 years previous when Daltigoth had fallen, and would of course have taken the regalia with him. The scepter we needed was back in Gwynned. I described it as Cogburn turning to Justinius and saying, "We're both very smart-- why didn't either of us realize this?!"
And that was when the Black Dragon tore open the roof.
We were all very alarmed, as we had to face off against the Dragon and two Black Cloaks. The Dragon was also a spellcaster, as Justinius realized it was trying to cast Fireball and so Counterspelled it, which just irritated it, so it hit him with a Polymorph spell and turned him into a ferret. And since everyone at the table refused to meta-game-- a Polymorph can be "broken" by dealing enough damage to the creature, but none of our characters knew this-- that left us down a wizard. One of the Cloaks was a spellcaster too, but it kept trying to lock down Evrouin by catching him with a Hold Person spell which he kept resisting. Runa the Barbarian saw a chance to try to realize her destiny of becoming a dragon-rider by leaping onto the Dragon's back and trying to beat it into submission, but when she wouldn't be shaken off, it just hit her with a Charm Person spell to stop her attacking it.
The knights accompanying us paid dividends by managing to damage the Dragon pretty significantly before it flew into the air and hit them all with its acid breath. As they lay dying in agony, Evrouin made a hasty prayer to the gods for aid, and his amulet started glowing as the knights all stabilized, effectively casting the Spare the Dying spell. But Cogburn hitting the Dragon with a Fire Bolt finally caused it to drop its concentration on the Polymorph and restoring Justinius to normal, pissing off the Dragon, who threw Runa to the floor in a rage, then blasted her and Justinius with its acid breath. They were both able to reduce the damage taken thanks to her Rage and his using Absorb Elements, but then it hit nearly everyone with a Fireball. Evrouin threw his body atop his friend Sir Caramond, which is the only reason why Caramond survived-- every other knight was killed by the blast. Runa was able to kill the Dragon with a Hasted turn, snarling out, "You were supposed to be mine!"
We still had death saves to go, however, since people had been downed by the fireball. I was lucky enough to roll a Nat-20, meaning I came back to consciousness, and then used my healer's kit to recover some of Caramond's HP, so he came back up as well. Cogburn told him he survived because Evrouin had shielded his body, and went to use the healer's kit on Evro, as Caramond prayed for aid as well, successfully restoring some of Evro's HP too.
From there, we got up on the roof to see the ogres and orcs were all trying to get into the palace, but we could hear and then see the approach of the Ergothian Empire's army as well as the Knights of Solamnus, who rode out and routed the hostiles. Lord Gunther, the head of the Knights, found us, as did Emperor Mercador XVI, who expressed gratitude for liberating his palace. He agreed to open the Sla-Mori (secret way) to Pax Tharkis for us, while Gunther (after hearing from his son Caramond) asked Evrouin if it was true the gods had returned. Evro replied, "They never left." Lord Gunther then had Evrouin kneel, pledging to hold true to his oaths and honor and to the faith of the gods, and named him a Knight of the Sword. (Evrouin is essentially now a cleric.)
As we set out through the Sla-Mori, however, Justinius suddenly got a scroll from his wizardly mentor and realized he was being called to take his Test of High Sorcery, to officially become a wizard. And we all just dragged him through the portal off to take his final exam.
In other news, we're going to be playing games now at Eric's house instead of at the store where we'd been playing. Camilla's taking a new position at her job which has her working on Saturdays, and rather than have her drop from the campaign, we all just figured out when to have our sessions instead and settled on Fridays. But Fridays are extremely busy at the store and there'd be even less guarantee we'd be able to get a table. Plus side to this is we can have background music playing during our sessions.


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