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  • That could backfire...think about it, she may try even harder
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    • Or force her to learn to actually.. write?
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      • Quoth Evil Queen View Post
        Or force her to learn to actually.. write?
        And while we're in magical fairy land, I'd like $10,000, a beautiful girlfriend, and a job where I never deal with idiots.
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        • Quoth Broomjockey View Post
          And while we're in magical fairy land
          Do you have your Magickal Faeryland passport?
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • Of course I do. I never leave without it.
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            • Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
              Or persuade Meyer to get a Fictionpress account instead. The flames she'd receive for her piece of crap work would soon put her off writing. XD
              Better yet, direct her to that cesspool of all dregs, the infamous Fanfiction.net**. Guaranteed she'd get enough reviews to stroke her ego and keep her safely confined there instead of inflicting her sparkly Sue angst-vamps on the world.




              (** = I don't really hate FF.net all that much - hell I post there. But you have to sift through an awful lot of crap to get to the good stories that do exist there, and the bad stuff tends to get more attention than the good.)
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              • She'd have to write fanfic tho to be allowed to post there; that's why I suggested Fictionpress instead. XD

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                • Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                  RW, I have the PDF of the book. I'll e-mail it to you if you want.
                  Can you send it to me too? My friends are all like, "You can't say you hate it if you haven't read it!", but I'm not going to spend my monies on that crap.

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                  • Quoth snackbandit View Post
                    Can you send it to me too? My friends are all like, "You can't say you hate it if you haven't read it!", but I'm not going to spend my monies on that crap.
                    Sure. Just PM me your e-mail addy and I'll send it along.

                    But you've been warned. It's... ugh.
                    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                    • Quoth mae View Post
                      ...I want my 121 minutes back. I just saw the movie and it's like all kinds of WTFery. Seriously? The scene where Edward shows Bella that he "sparkles" in the sunlight? I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THE ENTIRE TIME...

                      It was... INSIPID. Oh, and Jacob is Sharkboy from that kids' movie "Sharkboy and Lavagirl".
                      See? See?! I told you! I told you all!! Why is this utterly wretched, simpering, pseudo-teenybob romance-wannabe vampire-canon-raping series so popular? I can't get away from the madness -- it's following me! *crawls shuddering to a corner, pulls out Hellboy graphic novels*

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                      • It's basically Mills & Boon with vampires tacked on; and there are lots of people who like those. O.o

                        With any luck, the craze will die down in a few months and then all we have to do is brace ourselves for the next one...
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                        • PS; sorry to doublepost, but I kept getting the swirly dots of DOOM when I tried to edit. -_-

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                          • Behold the wisdom of Chester A. Bum:

                            http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vid.../2741-twilight

                            A review of Twilight that hits every nail on the head.
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                            Believe dat.

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                            • Quoth derangedperson View Post
                              Behold the wisdom of Chester A. Bum:

                              http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vid.../2741-twilight

                              A review of Twilight that hits every nail on the head.
                              That was so full of win.
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                              • Another movie review, this one from the one and only Mr. Cranky!
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