I stand alone...twilight-the book please tell me I'm not alone! (could have spoilers)

[Dreamstalker]

That could backfire...think about it, she may try even harder

[Evil Queen]

Or force her to learn to actually.. write?

[Broomjockey]

Or force her to learn to actually.. write?

And while we're in magical fairy land, I'd like $10,000, a beautiful girlfriend, and a job where I never deal with idiots.

[Evil Queen]

And while we're in magical fairy land

Do you have your Magickal Faeryland passport?

[Broomjockey]

Of course I do. I never leave without it.

[Amethyst Hunter]

Or persuade Meyer to get a Fictionpress account instead. The flames she'd receive for her piece of crap work would soon put her off writing. XD

Better yet, direct her to that cesspool of all dregs, the infamous Fanfiction.net**. Guaranteed she'd get enough reviews to stroke her ego and keep her safely confined there instead of inflicting her sparkly Sue angst-vamps on the world.




(** = I don't really hate FF.net all that much - hell I post there. But you have to sift through an awful lot of crap to get to the good stories that do exist there, and the bad stuff tends to get more attention than the good.)

[Lace Neil Singer]

She'd have to write fanfic tho to be allowed to post there; that's why I suggested Fictionpress instead. XD

This LJ group I belong to calls FF.net "The Pit Of Voles".

[snackbandit]

RW, I have the PDF of the book. I'll e-mail it to you if you want.

Can you send it to me too? My friends are all like, "You can't say you hate it if you haven't read it!", but I'm not going to spend my monies on that crap.

[Evil Queen]

Can you send it to me too? My friends are all like, "You can't say you hate it if you haven't read it!", but I'm not going to spend my monies on that crap.

Sure. Just PM me your e-mail addy and I'll send it along.

But you've been warned. It's... ugh.

[Thuringwethyl]

...I want my 121 minutes back. I just saw the movie and it's like all kinds of WTFery. Seriously? The scene where Edward shows Bella that he "sparkles" in the sunlight? I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THE ENTIRE TIME...

It was... INSIPID. Oh, and Jacob is Sharkboy from that kids' movie "Sharkboy and Lavagirl".

See? See?! I told you! I told you all!! Why is this utterly wretched, simpering, pseudo-teenybob romance-wannabe vampire-canon-raping series so popular? I can't get away from the madness -- it's following me! *crawls shuddering to a corner, pulls out Hellboy graphic novels*

[Lace Neil Singer]

It's basically Mills & Boon with vampires tacked on; and there are lots of people who like those. O.o

With any luck, the craze will die down in a few months and then all we have to do is brace ourselves for the next one...

[Lace Neil Singer]

PS; sorry to doublepost, but I kept getting the swirly dots of DOOM when I tried to edit. -_-

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878...re-honest.html

Major lulz.

[derangedperson]

Behold the wisdom of Chester A. Bum:

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vid.../2741-twilight

A review of Twilight that hits every nail on the head.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Behold the wisdom of Chester A. Bum:

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vid.../2741-twilight

A review of Twilight that hits every nail on the head.

That was so full of win.

[XCashier]

Another movie review, this one from the one and only Mr. Cranky!