Classic movie lines...

[Plaidman]

That's your fear, not mine Mab. I'm the rock of ages...

No Mab, your wrong! Arthur will heal the land!

You're going to backstab him with a ballista? With a fucking siege weapon?


Just a few at the top of my head.

[Lace Neil Singer]

This.

Also: "Well allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
and I could basically quote almost the entire script.

"Does he look like a bitch?"

So could I. XD The following lines however are not of that script.

"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."

"Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets..."

"It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer."

"I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times. I knew that it was wrong, but I kept on doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything."

[derangedperson]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude--at least it's an ethos.

Oh, and "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American," please.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Pretty much any line from The Big Lebowski.

[wagegoth]

"Ken, thanks for the pen."

"No no no, I went the other road. Six figures, doing business with leadpipe cruelty, mercenery sensibility. You know... sports, sex, no real relationships. How about you - how have the years been treating you?"
"Well you know me Martin - still the same old sell-out, exploiting the oppressed... "
"Sure."
"Ah what a piece of work is man, how noble... oh fuck it, let's have a drink and forget the whole damn thing."


"Any fool can calculate strength. That one has been doing it since we arrived. Now he has to calculate what he can't see.

[CaroPhoenix]

Mame FTW.

Auntie Mame with Rosalind Russell, but close enough for a cigar! (I prefer the 1958 dramedy over the 1972 musical).

[XCashier]

"Back off man, I'm a scientist."

"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say, 'YES!'"

"If there's a steady paycheck involved, I'll believe anything you say."

(Winston had the best lines in the movie, IMHO!)

[blas]

INCONCEIVABLE!

I don't mean to pry, but you wouldn't happen to have 6 fingers on your left hand?
Do you always start conversations this way?

[Nurian]

"That's a big Twinkie."
"I think they're more interested in my epididymis."
"Egon! Your mucus."

[Lace Neil Singer]

"Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!"

"You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barrelled shotgun cuz you're pissed at them."

[Bradester]

Few movies are as quotable as Ghostbusters.

"I collect spores, molds and fungus."
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
"Yes, have some."
"YOUR MOTHER!!"

Others:
"Surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"Oh shit! It's Mr. Creosote!"

"VIPER IN MY BOSOM!"

[Nurian]

"Sir, the peasants are revolting!"
"Yeah, they really suck on ice!"

"Do you want to know how I got these scars?"

"This is poop, guys."
"Dudley, you're supposed to bury it. It's going to start smelling."
"I put a knot in it. (beat) The bag, I mean."

"Where are you going?"
"Well I have to save my ass."

[Lace Neil Singer]

"Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!"

"The only thing you're ever gonna be king of, is king of the stupids!"

"Oh no no no, dead broad OFF THE TABLE!"

"I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled."

[AdminAssistant]

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

More Bill Murray:
"Were you in the shit?"
"Yeah, I was in the shit"

[Nurian]

"What's with camouflage? If you go into the forest, then I can't see you! I mean if you're going to war, clash!"

"Hey! You! Yeah, you. The bimbo with the baby!"

"Do you want me?"
"Is this a trick question?"

"And don't try any of your old cheesy lines."
"Oh, no. I have all new cheesy lines."

"Oh, God, they named you after a hotdog!"

"He smells. Did his father smell? Was Daddy a stinky?"

[CaroPhoenix]

E-Cookies to those who get this quote

"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."