Classic movie lines...

[draggar]

This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Define "interesting."

"Oh, God, we're all gonna die?"

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode.

Can you shave the vector?

I'm doing it! It's not enough.

Just get us on the ground!

That part will happen pretty definitely.

We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode.

[draggar]

*Officer walks to the passenger door, the window is open. She sees a white powder on the seat, stickes her finger on it then sniffs it. She then touches it with her tongue.*

Officer: What is this!

Driver: Fertilizer.

Officer: (Spits it out and starts to gag) SHIT!!

Driver: Exactly!!

[Wingates_Hellsing]

Not classic by most people's definition, but here's some RvB:

"Everyone get behind me and stay tight"
"Bow chicka bow-wow"
"Never mind, Tucker's in front"
"Ehh, it was worth it"

"Dibs"
"You can't call dibs on a spaceship"
"Yes I can, dibs, see I did it again"

"I think blarg means yes, hey alien, does blarg mean yes?"
"Blarg"
"Holy shit! he just said 'yes, blarg means yes' I speak alien!"
"Unless blarg means no, in which case he said 'no, blarg does not mean yes"
"What? hey alien, am I right?"
"Blarg"
"See? the fuck do you know"

"Shotgun!"
"Shotgun!, fuck..."
"Shotgun's lap!"
"Fuck!"

"You fucking camping bitch!"
"It's a legitimate strategy!"

[Dreamstalker]

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!"

"I don't gotta take this abuse from you. I got hundreds of people dyin' to abuse me."

"Ungrateful little yuppie larva."

"We had part of a Slinky, but I straightened it."

"You guys are making a big mistake. I got my law degree in night school."
"That's fine, we were arrested at night."

"Just don't try any of your old cheap moves on me."
"Oh no no no. I have all new cheap moves."

[LingualMonkey]

I can't believe no one has put this one up:

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Major cookies for anyone who can get these...

"This is not a rental car. This is privately owned."

"Wars, wars? Oh, yes, of course, we have them all here. Punic War, Prussian War, Peloponnesian War. Crimean War, Wars of the Roses. One doesn't recall them in sequence, but corporate wars..."

"Did you really feel depressed after you shot Mr. Garrett Jacob Hobbes to death? l think you probably did. But it wasn't the act that got to you. Didn't you feel so bad, because killing him felt so good? And why shouldn't it feel good? lt must feel good to God. He does it all the time. God's terrific! He dropped a church roof on 34 of his worshippers in Texas last Wednesday night, just as they were groveling through a hymn to his majesty. Don't you think that felt good?"

"I can hear you whisperin' children, so I know you're down there. I can feel myself gettin' awful mad. I'm out of patience children. I'm coming to find you now."

"I was busy pushing bodies around as you well know and what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead, details later'? "

"Sheriff! You are violating my territorial bubble."

[SteverinoNY]

More Quotes

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

Transformers - the 1986 Series

Cliffjumper: I'm sorry, Hound. I shouldn't have fired on Megatron.
Hound: You... you shouldn't have missed, you mean!
Cliffjumper: Huh? Oh, yeah... right!

Grimlock: You, Megatron, tricked us. Make us fight good leader, Optimus Prime. Prime risked own life to save us. Baaad Megatron!
Megatron: [rapidly] Decepticons, transform, quick, at once!

Optimus Prime: Autobots, transform and roll out!

Optimus Prime: You destroy everything you touch Megatron!
Megatron: That's because everything I touch is food for my hunger. My hunger for power.
Optimus Prime: No! I am going to end your hunger once and for all.

Billy Madison

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

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Bob Sheppard: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Yankee Stadium.

Yogi Berra: Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

[Mr Slugger]

I really love some movies so here's my quotes.

Army of Darkness

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town. "

"Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me..."

"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all. "

Nightmare of Elm St the whole lot of them.

"Welcome To Prime Time Bitch!"

Oprah Noodlemantra: All right, once again... This is your brain.
[Cracks egg]
Oprah Noodlemantra: This is your brain ON DRUGS. Any Questions?
[Freddy hits him with the frying pan]
Freddy Krueger: Yeah! What are YOU on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me!

Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones... but nothin' will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.
[slices off thumb]
Freddy Krueger: Then, they tried burying me.
[slices off index finger]
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'.

[Eireann]

"Hey, man. You're on the floor."
"No shit."

(Bubba Ho-tep)

"My mother - what is the phrase? She isn't ... quite herself today."

(Psycho)

Oh, and idrinkarum - your quote is from "Head". Peter Tork said it.