I'm going home! (Maybe...)

[Sheldonrs]

-grins- Sheldon if you manage it, i want pictures

Jester, you know i love you right

I'll post the web cam site.


And Jester, who said anything about you being conscious? Muahahahaha!!!!!

[dalesys]

Don't worry Jester, we'll find a way to put you up...

Hmm...
Extra large kettle... check
Rush special order 50 gallon Kerr mason jar... check (Including lids)
Hey Smiley: Should we can him as fruit or pickle?
Vinegar... check
Dill... check
Firewood... check
Exhibit permit for State Fair... check
Display case for blue ribbon...

[Jester]

So, my Salt Lake City CSers, I can use your help here. My friend who is getting married has taken care of most things for the wedding, but there is one thing she is still searching for....a good hair salon that does good up do's. Since she lives in Texas, not Utah, she doesn't really know a place offhand. Can any of you SLCers recommend one? Thanks.

What a great thing Jester to be able to go home. Yay to awesome real Mexican food, hope it goes as planned.

It is a great thing. And we all know that it NEVER goes as planned. That's half the fun!

And Jester, who said anything about you being conscious? Muahahahaha!!!!!

Should we can him as fruit or pickle?

You two DO know that I have been known to get rather violent with people who piss me off, right? What's that phrase I've used in the past? Oh, yes......do NOT fuck with Jester. And I mean that in every sense, Sheldon! Bad things happen to those who fuck with Jester.

[dalesys]

You two DO know that I have been known to get rather violent with people who piss me off, right? What's that phrase I've used in the past? Oh, yes......do NOT fuck with Jester. And I mean that in every sense, Sheldon! Bad things happen to those who fuck with Jester.

Truce! Roll over, play dead, wave paws in air...

Beg for life with pastrami burger? City Weekly article about the real deal, not Carl Jr.'s pale imitation

[Sliceanddice]

oh jester you know they tease out of love!!!
and sheldon there are gay cser in the area who wont molest jester lol you might want o concider not scaring him

[Sheldonrs]

...Sheldon! Bad things happen to those who fuck Jester.

Some antibiotics should clear that up.

[Aethian]

Some antibiotics should clear that up.

*snerks and runs to hide behind Smiley*

[Jester]

Beg for life with pastrami burger?

You have not only earned a reprieve, but a salivating Jester who is now making Crown Burger a must stop on his SLC tour. So, should I go to the original one or the rather unique #2? Anyone? Anyone?

After all, I am Jewish, I LOVE pastrami. A pastrami burger? Never had one. Want one. To quote my friend Saydrah, WAAAANNNTTTT!!!

oh jester you know they tease out of love!!!
and sheldon there are gay cser in the area who wont molest jester lol you might want o concider not scaring him

I'm hardly worried. I live in freakin' Key West, for goodness sake, and am friends with many gay men, including the captain of the gay catamaran cruise that they joking refer to as "Beef on the Reef." Gay guys hitting on me? Not scary. Not even that unusual. Yawn. Please. Scare me? No.

[Sheldonrs]

"Beef on the Reef"? I like that. And no, I don't mean to scare you. I just can't resist cross dressing a line. lol!!!

Now about that pastrami... Ya know I'm Jewish too.

[dalesys]

You have not only earned a reprieve, but a salivating Jester who is now making Crown Burger a must stop on his SLC tour. So, should I go to the original one or the rather unique #2? Anyone? Anyone?

After all, I am Jewish, I LOVE pastrami. A pastrami burger? Never had one. Want one. To quote my friend Saydrah, WAAAANNNTTTT!!!

Well, you could hit them all, and trade your ride home for a double-wide. Mostly it would depend on where you're parking your dairy air, and your transportation. I usually hit the 33rd S & Highland because I can pop off the bus, order, and catch the next bus, but I've been to at least 6 of the locations and they're all great.

Re: your request about hair salons: Where is Cat camping? SL valley is 30 miles long & 20 wide, so I'd expect Cat would prefer a place close to her base.

I asked my daughter where she got her hair styled. Responce? "Dad, it's a lot more than you'd pay!"
Her spot is Brick House Retreat which is 18 miles south of the city center.

[tropicsgoddess]

Are you offering me a place to crash, Smiley?

I warn you, I don't put out. (Well, not to guys, anyways....)

My place is in Scottsdale. And you don't have to put OUT so long as I can put IN!

Muahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Cute, Sheldon. But the Phoenix area is not the area with a lodging issue for me. Between my parents and at least three different friends, Phoenix is never a problem for lodging for me.

We were talking about Salt Lake City.

And no, you are not putting it in. At least not in ME.

Bet you 6 shots of tequila I could. hehehe

I'll bet you eight shots of Goldschlager you couldn't. Not while I was still conscious.

(Someone is forgetting that I am a professional drinker.)

And Jester, who said anything about you being conscious? Muahahahaha!!!!!

Oh do behave! *does imitation of Austin Powers*

[smileyeagle1021]

, but a salivating Jester who is now making Astro Burger a must stop on his SLC tour.


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edited for accuracy... Crown and Astro are equivalent for burgers, but Astro's fries normally win hands down... that and 39th and state is easier to get to than 33rd and Highland and Dalesys suggested
That and at Astro the owner is there almost every day... you'll normally find him filling in wherever someone is needed, and if it's slow he'll sometimes go out and chat with customers... you just don't get that type of attention most places anymore.

[dalesys]

Jester, one other point to remember: Utah weather!

First half of May we may see:
Low 30s with snow...
Mid 80s and full sun...
Anywhere inbetween with rain (cold) ... we don't get warm rain here ever!
And we can see the full range in a day or two!

Tornados: very rare
Torrential sustained rain: very rare
Occasional high winds.
Terrified flatlanders creeping along roads with mountain one side & nothing the other: common

[Jester]

Mostly it would depend on where you're parking your dairy air, and your transportation.

Re: your request about hair salons: Where is Cat camping? SL valley is 30 miles long & 20 wide, so I'd expect Cat would prefer a place close to her base.

Brick House Retreat

I don't know where we'll be. I'll find out. Though for good food, I won't let a minor thing like distance stop me.

As for Cat, she will go wherever the hair salon is. I know her. Trust me. Distance is NOT an issue. Nor is driving.

As for the Retreat, duly noted. Thank you.

edited for accuracy... Crown and Astro are equivalent for burgers, but Astro's fries normally win hands down...

Not much of a fry guy, and want to go where this all started. Hence Crown.

Jester, one other point to remember: Utah weather

Something I meant to ask y'all about. Duly noted. Will pack some emergency cold weather gear. (Phoenix in April/May--NOT needed!)

EDITED TO ADD: Cat just asked me about places/things to do for a bachelor party (his, not hers) the night before the wedding. Suggestions?

(I just asked her if she is sure she wants her fiance out drinking with ME the night before their wedding. I am guaranteed to get the fucker sloshed! Even in SLC!)

[Jester]

UPDATE!

The word "maybe" is no longer applicable.


I'M GOING HOME!!!!!!


I just booked my flights for my Phoenix/Salt Lake City trip, and I am freakin' STOKED!

Thees theeng you peeple call life, she is good, oui? Oui.

Cue crazy mad dancing, celebrating, toasting, drinking, and confetti.

Now, if I can manage to get a window seat on the left side of the airplane so I can see the ASU campus as I fly in....I might just go completely bonkers. *sniff*