I need your help with a murder.

[Jester]

The bartender did the dumping.

I'll be perfectly honest, and I hope I don't gross anyone out too badly....if that glass ended up in my hand, and then I noticed it, I wouldn't say anything, just either flick the fucker out of my beer with my hand or just drink the damn thing. If the bartender noticed it, he wouldn't have a prayer of prying that golden frosty deliciousness out of my hand. It's just a lousy fly!

Of course, I couldn't do a thing if said bartender did the dumping before the beer (or whatever) got to my hand.....

[powerboy]

I thought that this board, does not condone violence

[Jester]

I thought that this board, does not condone violence

Funny.

But don't make me add you to my list with the damn flies.

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

[Broomjockey]

I thought that this board, does not condone violence

I didn't, think it was, funny.