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  • Quoth goldaries13 View Post
    Speaking without permission again? That's another week in the basement for you!
    Yes, Mistress.

    Quoth RedHeadPhoneGirl View Post
    Wow I didn't know you guys were like that! Maybe ya'll should vacation here and we could hang out
    We're an odd pair. People hear us saying this stuff and assume we're weirdos. It's one those 'couple humor' things that people don't get.

    Although, what happens behind closed doors... *ahem* Moving on!
    "The Dane? The DANE? I don't go on messages boards calling you 'The Southern Belle,' do I?!"
    "I don't know, your message boards are all in Danish!"

    -Me and goldaries13, before I joined CS

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    • Quoth The_Dane View Post
      Yes, Mistress.
      Now I really think we should hang out

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      • Quoth goldaries13 View Post
        See how well trained he is, everyone?
        How does one "train" a hubby?! Mine's still disobedient. I should stop talking about my husband like he's a puppy(though he does follow me around alot).
        "Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your software."

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        • Quoth BethB View Post
          How does one "train" a hubby?
          A rolled up newspaper and a spray bottle?
          If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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          • I'm a little late on this, but: Yay! Hello The Dane!

            And the last two pages of this has had me laughing histarically...the people at work must think me nuts

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            • Quoth BethB View Post
              How does one "train" a hubby?! Mine's still disobedient. I should stop talking about my husband like he's a puppy(though he does follow me around alot).
              Quoth Nyoibo View Post
              A rolled up newspaper and a spray bottle?
              More like a riding crop and a leash. Oh, dear, I think I've said too much.

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              • Honestly, I have no idea what she did. All I know is one day she says she's bored and I just got up and went to Blockbuster to get a chick flick. There was no thought required. I, personally, think it was drugs slipped into my food along with some hypnosis.
                "The Dane? The DANE? I don't go on messages boards calling you 'The Southern Belle,' do I?!"
                "I don't know, your message boards are all in Danish!"

                -Me and goldaries13, before I joined CS

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                • its like the ceiling fan and jeff fox worthy
                  "One day she said i'm warm and i got up out of my seat, walked across the room turn on the ceiling fan and walked back to my seat and just as i was about to sit down i thought 'woah i wasn't warm" or something like that lol

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                  • Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
                    its like the ceiling fan and jeff fox worthy
                    "One day she said i'm warm and i got up out of my seat, walked across the room turn on the ceiling fan and walked back to my seat and just as i was about to sit down i thought 'woah i wasn't warm" or something like that lol
                    I know. I heard that, and immediately I knew what he meant, because I've done it myself. I have no idea how women do it.
                    "The Dane? The DANE? I don't go on messages boards calling you 'The Southern Belle,' do I?!"
                    "I don't know, your message boards are all in Danish!"

                    -Me and goldaries13, before I joined CS

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                    • Quoth goldaries13 View Post
                      More like a riding crop and a leash. Oh, dear, I think I've said too much.
                      -grin- I've got some stuff you can borrow

                      Quoth The_Dane
                      I have no idea how women do it.
                      We're just THAT good

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                      • Quoth The_Dane View Post
                        I know. I heard that, and immediately I knew what he meant, because I've done it myself. I have no idea how women do it.
                        You're not supposed to know. Just accept it.
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • Quoth goldaries13 View Post
                          More like a riding crop and a leash. Oh, dear, I think I've said too much.
                          Quoth Nyoibo View Post
                          A rolled up newspaper and a spray bottle?
                          Me thinks I'll use the newspaper and spray bottle. I'd have alot less explaining to do
                          "Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your software."

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                          • Hmm, my hubby doesn't do that kinda stuff but he did buy me a revolver for my birthday a couple of years ago, so maybe we're just the odd ones out.
                            Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.

                            I'm a case study.

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                            • *Shakes head* Y'all are nuts. Especially the one I live with.

                              Today wasn't too bad. Of course, I have a small threshold for that these days. I now have a feeding tube, but on the upside, I get it removed after my radiation's over, which in three or four weeks, if I recall correctly. After that, it's MRIs and CAT scans to see how the tumor responded, and we go from there.

                              Dr. L has told us chances of a favorable outcome (as in, treatment not getting any more aggressive) was initially 70%, but is now more like 60%. Something about the frequency of seizures for this tumor(which was not responsible for my initial seizure) bringing it down a bit. Still, we hope.
                              "The Dane? The DANE? I don't go on messages boards calling you 'The Southern Belle,' do I?!"
                              "I don't know, your message boards are all in Danish!"

                              -Me and goldaries13, before I joined CS

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                              • Quoth The_Dane View Post
                                Dr. L has told us chances of a favorable outcome (as in, treatment not getting any more aggressive) was initially 70%, but is now more like 60%. Something about the frequency of seizures for this tumor(which was not responsible for my initial seizure) bringing it down a bit. Still, we hope.
                                We do, too.
                                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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