One crisis is over, another is just beginning (language and long)

[goldaries13]

And please don't send that woman back to Denmark , someday she might come to my shop. Maybe she could get out of the plane and walk somewhere around Greenland...

Well, maybe she should get off in Greenland. I don't think you have to worry, though. I think the bitch still lives in Vejle, which is quite a distance from you (if I remember what the Dane told me, which I don't ). Still, I would invest in getting some holy water, a cross, garlic, and maybe a little rock salt to pour across the shop's doorway.

I, personally, have decided that Siberia would be a lovely place for her to go. Or perhaps Antarctica?

[SengaKitty]

I, personally, have decided that Siberia would be a lovely place for her to go. Or perhaps Antarctica?

But why would you torture the penguins like that???

Great ownage by the way

[wagegoth]

Definitely, the Arctic. The polar bears will eat anything.

[dendawg]

I've come to a conclusion:

Dane's mom just might be living proof that something rotten really is in Denmark.

[Sliceanddice]

ok first my preyers are with you, get the doctor and read it with your husband, trust me you'll understand. second THIS would be nice brides maids dress.
third i know shes a bitch but i want you to concider one thing, (AND NO I DONT WANT YOU TO CHANGE YOUR COURSE OF ACTION AT ALL ON THE MIL FRONT!) her husband died form brain cancer. your son has a brain cancer. part of her may be flashing back to watching her husband die. so.... hate her, dismiss her, ban her, disown her. but remember she could be hurting too.

[Becks]

*hugs all around* except for the evil MIL, who needs to just spontaneously combust out in the middle of nowhere.

[goldaries13]

GRRRR

Today children, I'm going to tell you a story. A story about the worst RAGING CUNT HARPY BITCH that ever lived.

You know what, screw that. I'll just cut to the chase. My SIL has now taken the place of MIL on my 'people to poison' list(I have three lists, and that one is the worst, but that's another story for another day). This is the first SIL, The Dane's eldest sister.

She has decided, in her infinite wisdom, to start harassing my family members and telling them I am killing her brother, and so are they by extension. How are we killing him? By denying him access to his family members. Never mind he doesn't want to see them.

Half-brother #1, "Lee," who was the first to come up to New York, finally got sick of it and went to SIL's house with a baseball bat. Lee is a rather large man, and very fit, so I can understand why the mere sight of him eyeing her windows and tapping the baseball bat on the ground caused her to piss her pants (so Lee says). That's all he did, by the way. No smashee of the windows or SIL's skull.

I've tried to be understanding, guys, I really have. I know The Dane's father died of a brain tumor and they are projecting and reacting and whatever other psychological defense mechanism terms you want to come up with, but I'm sick of it. So, a letter to those women:


To my MIL and SILS:

HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU, YOU DUMB STUPID HARPY BITCHES! His reasons are his own, but it has nothing to do with how I feel about you personally. Quite frankly, I'm happy to ignore you and pretend you don't exist, like you do with me most of the time. I ignore you, you ignore me, everyone's happy.

Just... Stop it. It is not my doing. Maybe you ought to look at yourselves and wonder what it is the Dane doesn't want to see. Just a thought.

Ladies, I only have sex with your son/brother. This doesn't give me any mindreading powers, and it sure as hell don't make me the devil.

Please keep that in mind, and stop the hate campaign against me. Because really, the more you do this, the more he ignores you, and the more he gets edgy and bitchy, and that means less sex for me. That makes me hate you more.

In conclusion, shut up, because I really want to have sex with The Dane again.

No love,
Me

...I feel much better.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

-a-thon of the year right here.

[RootedPhoenix]

*does a facepalm marathon*

I seriously do not get why they are acting this way. I'm sending you and the Dane good thoughts.

[Der Cute]

Sounds like someone fed them Buttheaderon in their childhoods.

I'm sorry the family is being...charpy. (cuntharpy). Sometimes when death stares a person in the face, they will stop being charpies and start behaving. Sounds like this family's doctor upped the Buttheaderon dosage instead. At least my mother isn't being as charpy as she used to be. (don't ask)

*hugs and chocolate chip cookies and kitty bonks*

Cutenoob

[Kagato]

*Rigs up the fleet of buses at the depot that he works at MacGuyver style to a remote control system, then directs the entire fleet at the SIL's and MIL from hell so that they all run them over one at a time in rapid succession*

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I'm the BUS DRIVER OF DOOM! All shall fear my 10 wheels of WRATH... (Or rather anyone that happens to be on my bus route...)

That being said though, I'm wishing I would remember to poke my head in more often so I could have offered my support much sooner than now :-/ Spent a good half an hour or so going back through the 11 pages worth of replies. Hope The Dane is doing well, my thoughts be with the both of you, and I put up a message on a couple of prayer boards I poke my head into from time to time to ask them to give a prayer towards his being kept safe, and a fast road to recovery (as close to full recovery as possible)

Comment about the insensitive uni student in an earlier page: She was projecting so hard she could point herself at a wall and show off power-point presentations >_<

And lastly, a VERY big for the EPIC level of ownage you have shown to the harpies... erm... I mean the in-laws several times over, can't think of anyone more deserving of your wrath (Seriously, when I read that the MIL wanted him to drive her to the airport in his condition... if I was in your shoes she probably wouldn't have been able to board her plane as she'd probably be in a hospital bed - *is VERY protective of loved ones and relatives* )

[goldaries13]

*sigh* Today was a good day, which we don't seem to have too many of anymore. The Dane went to his radiation treatment, we both went to class, and things felt rather normal. The Dane managed to eat a Arby's melt and some curly fries when we went to grab lunch today (which is a small victory since he's had trouble eating anything solid since the radiation started, so this is good).

As I mentioned in an earlier post, my half-brother Lee is in town with his wife. My other brothers will be up as soon as school lets out for their kids, anywhere to a week to three weeks from now. Lee, his wife Jess, and Mom have been taking turns taking the Dane to his appointments. I really don't know what I'd do if the Dane and I had no support.

School ends for the Dane in a week, and for me in a week and a half (darn pesky finals). After that, we're going to relax.

[goldaries13]

And we've hit a new low!

As you can probably tell, we have hit a new low in this WTF-athon. This morning, as the Dane and I were *ahem* relaxing him for the upcoming radiation treatment , the cops showed up. Apparently, someone left a note in Danish on one of the SILs' doorsteps, and apparently there were 'threats' on the note. The cops were polite to us, especially after I told them only the Dane knows the language fluently in the household, and the only Danish I know is... well, the pastry.

That's right, six years of being with the Dane(and three years of living with him) has taught me nothing. For all I know, that man is calling me 'the monumental bitch goddess from hell' instead of 'doll,' like he claims.

I don't think they wrote the note themselves. I don't think this is some crazed plot to get back at me. Those bitches have pissed off a lot of people, and most of those people speak enough Danish to threaten them. Myself, I prefer to key a naughty word on their cars in English if I were to do that sort of thing.

[Becks]

This thread is so worthy.

[CaroPhoenix]

This thread is so worthy.

I'm so with you there Becks!

Hand over some of that !

As for the In-Laws. I feel for you. I hope a silver lining comes your way soon!