T-Shirt Slogans

[Peppergirl]

IVP gave me the idea for this over in the 'sightings' thread.

Do any of you have some good ones? I have a couple that I rarely, if ever, wore outside the house:

Fly-fishing t-shirt bought for me by ex-husband ~

"Whip me, Strip me
Fly me, Tie me."




I had another one that I think my bastard ex (the other one-lol) spitefully took. He hated when I wore it. Jerk. If I think of the slogan, I'll post.

Your turn!

[dalesys]

My sister-in-law's Christmas nightie: "Open ME first!"

My Sister Wives Band T-shirt: "No Toms.. No Harrys... and No Dicks!"

A HVAC (Heating-Ventilation-Aiir Conditioning) tech's T-shirt: "Respond to your Johnson alarm"
(Johnson Controls is a major HVAC company)

[Jack T. Chance]

Here's what I'm wearing RIGHT NOW:



The fans of Doctor Who will get it, everyone else is just doing this -->

[Racket_Man]

when my youngest sister and her husband owned a T-shirt show many years ago, they did a set of shirts for their then teenaged twin daughters (non-identical twins). I will try and reproduce the shirts here as I am not sure how the spacing will look.

ETA : the x's are spaces since the board will not let me put too many spaces inbetween words

front
Shirt #1 (XXXXXXXX) Shirt #2
DOUB (xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) LE
TROU (xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)BLE

back

shirt #1 SHIRT #2
TOGET THER
WE MAK E SENSE

put it together and it says
DOUBLE TROUBLE (front)
TOGETHER WE MAKE SENSE (back)

will have to find the picture of that somewhere

[JoitheArtist]

Here's what I'm wearing RIGHT NOW:

The fans of Doctor Who will get it, everyone else is just doing this -->

WANT!!!

And #9 was my first.

When I was a kid, I had a sweatshirt that looked just like a university shirt: it said, "Psychotic State."

I come from a long line of Norwegians, and I really really really want to make a shirt that has the horned Viking cap, and says "My ancestors pillaged your ancestors' village!" (or, if I want to be really mean, "My ancestors are the reason you have blond hair!")

[fireheart]

Ones I've seen and had have been...

"Don't try to understand me, I'm just a girl" -on a nightshirt I have.
"Come back when you're rich" -on an old t-shirt of my sisters.
"My eyes are up here" -on a t-shirt I saw at a department store. (I was actually going to buy it)

EDIT: Forgot one. it was a T-shirt that said "Things Not To Say To The Police." Best one of that particular list was "Do you use those handcuffs in bed with your wife?"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Ones I've had or currently have:

"God's busy. Can I help you?" with a picture of a devil of the front
"I'm just one big fucking ray of sunshine, aren't I?" with a smiling sun face on the front.
"Even Presidents get stoned: Mount Rushmore."
"I'm so excited. I'm so scared!" with a pill bottle of Caffeine on the front.
"This is not a good sign!" with a sign reading "Bad" on the front.

I also used to have one of those "Can you find Drunken Wadlo?" t-shirts. It had Wadlo drinking a beer and farting into a lifeguard's megaphone. For some reason I had to turn it inside out several times during high school...

EDIT: Forgot one: "Wisconsin: Smell Our Dairy Air."

[infinitemonkies]

I had a manager a few years back who was in a bad marriage. They only got married because she got pregnant, and while my manager absolutely adored his kid, he and the wife didn't get along at all. It didn't last long.

Anyway, one day he brought his infant son into work dressed in a shirt that read "Daddy only wanted a blowjob"

[ohsobitter]

t-shirt

I have one that has the Jim Benton Bunny on the front that says,

"I'm not mean, you're just a sissy"

People tend to avoid me when I wear that one, so I wear it a lot!

[AnaKhouri]

I have two Shakespeare ones:

A pic of the Bard with the slogan "Prose Before Hos".

And one that says, "Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems."

[4love]

I have a black t-shirt with 2d20, in red, appropriately placed. It reads, "Yes, they're natural."

Then there's the one from my school anime club- the back says "How big is your soul slayer?" With a pic. of Ichiro from Bleach.

[infinitemonkies]

"Literalists do it with their genitals!"

[Bandit]

"Bot Construction - the best erections in town!"

And yes, that's a real company.

B

[AdminAssistant]

Two that my mom got from Relay for Life once (a cancer fundraiser):
"Cancer Sucks!"
"I (heart) Boobies!!" I gave that one to my roomie who liked boobies more than me.

The only one I have that gets me weird looks when I go out:
"I Killed Amanda Palmer"

[Dreamstalker]

Seen on a shirt (pink!) worn by a burly guy in the T station:

"For a good erection, call..."
I was until I saw the front:
"XXXX Tent Service"

I have a brown T-shirt with "To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion" in a circle.