T-Shirt Slogans

[Jack T. Chance]

Daughter brought back t-shirts she had made at the shore. She wants us to wear them together sometime. (Maybe...maybe not...I'm actually too nice, but she would love it.)
Mine - If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my daughter.
Hers - If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my mother.

Otherwise my favorite's probably one of the Think Geek shirts that I often wear when I go rescue some computer user from their self-created cesspool - a simple statement: RTFM.

They have that one, but just like you, they don't explain what "RTFM" means for the benefit of those that have never encountered this abbreviation before. FAIL.

EDIT: According to wikipedia, it means Read The Fucking Manual... which is what I always wanted to tell the stupid kids I had to deal with back when I was selling video games for a living.

They also have the PEBKAC shirt!

[4love]

I want this one.

My sister has that one. It's one of her favorites.

[dalesys]

My science-teaching daughter has Irving Patrick Freleigh's sig line on a T-shirt.

(Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.)

Her students don't get it. (7th-9th grade)

[protege]

I have a shirt with Darth Vader on it. It's a play on the old "Uncle Sam" posters. Shirt reads, "I want you... for the Imperial Forces. Travel to exotic, distant galaxies, meet a wretched hive of scum and villainy...and disintegrate them." Found that one on vacation years ago

[Jack T. Chance]

I have a shirt with Darth Vader on it. It's a play on the old "Uncle Sam" posters. Shirt reads, "I want you... for the Imperial Forces. Travel to exotic, distant galaxies, meet a wretched hive of scum and villainy...and disintegrate them." Found that one on vacation years ago

I also have that shirt hanging in my closet!

[Tanasi]

For a cow-irker I bought "We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders."

I'm a large guy so my kids buy be shirts that reflect that. One says "Who ever said smaller is better, lied" Another has a picture of Cartman that says "I'm not fat just big boned." Another has a picture of a large dog with it's arms crossed it's chest that says "All bite, no bark."