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  • sliced off the tip of my finger!

    I was chopping some green onions in my kitchen, using a large knife that I don't normally use. Now the corner of my left index finger is gone, along with a good 1/8th inch of the nail. I really don't want to go to the ER, so I'm just keeping it elevated with pressure at the moment.

    Hurts like bloody hell!

    On a side note, this is why I'm glad my mom is a nurse--I completely kept my calm, got a towel around the finger right away, turned off the stove top, cleared everything off, and taped up the finger then sat down with my hand elevated above my heart. Thanks for the good training, mom!
    "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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  • #2
    Ouchies!!!! That's painful just to listen to you. Here have some cookies!

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    • #3
      This thread is useless without pics...
      "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

      ...Beware the voice without a face...

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      • #4
        Quoth NightWatch View Post
        This thread is useless without pics...
        As soon as I can take the towel off without bleeding. Probably tomorrow.
        "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

        My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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        • #5
          maybe you need to cauterize/stitch the wound??? Where's an army doctor and a bottle of vodka when ya need one...

          ETA: Wait a second!! You're sitting around on CS when you've just officially joined the partial amputee club?! There is something wrong with you... and I kinda like it!
          Last edited by NightWatch; 09-21-2009, 06:11 AM.
          "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

          ...Beware the voice without a face...

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          • #6
            Quoth NightWatch View Post
            ETA: Wait a second!! You're sitting around on CS when you've just officially joined the partial amputee club?! There is something wrong with you... and I kinda like it!
            There's a lot of things wrong with me! Seriously, this really doesn't have me that bothered--I'm more annoyed than anything else!

            I think the bleeding is stopped so long as I don't take off the bandage. Gonna sleep with my hand elevated I guess. Pics coming when I can take off the bandage!
            "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

            My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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            • #7
              Here's a few pics of my bandaged finger. This is the third bandage. Trust me, you did not want to see the first one!
              Last edited by JoitheArtist; 12-23-2009, 06:57 PM.
              "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

              My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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              • #8
                I cut the tip of my thumb off once, didn't feel a thing, thats why I <3 sharp knives. They doo less surrounding area damage and hurt less.
                I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                • #9
                  I have decided to call myself Joi of the Nine-and-Three-Quarters Fingers. My knife is now called Gollum. The green onions will now be referred to as "my precioussssss."

                  Oh, and the boiling lava inside Mount Doom? The tomato sauce on my stove.

                  It's epic, I tell you! EPIC!

                  (Yes, I do find this whole thing immensely amusing!)
                  "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

                  My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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                  • #10
                    You obviously have a lifestyle that is too busy.

                    Too many fingers in pies!

                    I'm sorry, I'll get my coat!
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                    • #11
                      Quoth NightWatch View Post
                      maybe you need to cauterize/stitch the wound???
                      E.P.G.

                      Hurts like hell but does wonders.
                      Quote Dalesys:
                      ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                      • #12
                        I love my coworkers. One of them brought my antibiotics, finger bandages, and Advil.

                        Oh, and I finally peeled off the lower level of bandages and got my first good look at the injury. It's less deep than I thought, but I pretty much sliced off a third of my fingernail. No wonder it frakkin' stings!
                        "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

                        My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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                        • #13
                          Ok, you sickos, here's the pics of the actual wounded finger! Also, my coworkers are awesome and bought me a finger bandage kit. It comes with tube gauze and a latex thing to protect the gauze, which my coworker has been gleefully calling the "finger condom."
                          Last edited by JoitheArtist; 12-23-2009, 06:57 PM.
                          "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

                          My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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                          • #14
                            Ew. <shudders>

                            I was picturing much worse, though.
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #15
                              Those have been caled "finger condoms" for a very long time.

                              Are you going to try to let the detached part heal back on or is that out of the question?
                              Quote Dalesys:
                              ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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