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So, while doing the thread about odd places to sleep, my mind naturally wandered to the sleazier part of town. So, my sick and perverted freaks and deviants, without giving the grisly details (unless necessary to indicate the setting and/or location), tell us....where are some of the odd and non-standard places you have done the nasty, other than beds, couches, and cars? (Unless, of course, something was odd about one of those.)
One time I was discussing this very thing on the phone with a female friend. The next day, I was discussing it again with one of our mutual female friends, though we were more talking about where would be odd, rather than where we had done it. Out of the blue, she said, "Well, I think it would be pretty strange to do it in a tree." It was one of the few times in my life I have been completely speechless. Because, you know, she was right. And one day, a few years ago, I actually met someone who claimed they HAD done it in a tree. Me, I am agile, but that is a bit too gymnastic for me!
My list:
On the hood of my girlfriend's car out in the desert.
In or around many pools and hot tubs.
In many showers.
On a boat. Not MY boat.
On my balcony.
On the balcony of a hotel at which neither of us were a guest. Oh, wait....make that two hotel balconies. Again, not guests at either one.
On a hotel balcony where she was a guest, but not in her room. That was not the odd part....the odd part was the balcony directly overlooked a major street here in Key West, as well as the convenience store across the street, and had anyone actually looked up, they would have seen us quite clearly.
In her bed.....while her roommate slept in the bed just a few feet away from her bed.
On her living room floor, during a hurricane....in front of another guy. He was not involved, but he was also not asleep.
And probably the strangest ever for me: off to the edge of a lit up soccer field at night, but in the shadows where we were not visible, while an organized kids' soccer game was going on.
So....who's next?
One time I was discussing this very thing on the phone with a female friend. The next day, I was discussing it again with one of our mutual female friends, though we were more talking about where would be odd, rather than where we had done it. Out of the blue, she said, "Well, I think it would be pretty strange to do it in a tree." It was one of the few times in my life I have been completely speechless. Because, you know, she was right. And one day, a few years ago, I actually met someone who claimed they HAD done it in a tree. Me, I am agile, but that is a bit too gymnastic for me!
My list:
On the hood of my girlfriend's car out in the desert.
In or around many pools and hot tubs.
In many showers.
On a boat. Not MY boat.
On my balcony.
On the balcony of a hotel at which neither of us were a guest. Oh, wait....make that two hotel balconies. Again, not guests at either one.
On a hotel balcony where she was a guest, but not in her room. That was not the odd part....the odd part was the balcony directly overlooked a major street here in Key West, as well as the convenience store across the street, and had anyone actually looked up, they would have seen us quite clearly.
In her bed.....while her roommate slept in the bed just a few feet away from her bed.
On her living room floor, during a hurricane....in front of another guy. He was not involved, but he was also not asleep.
And probably the strangest ever for me: off to the edge of a lit up soccer field at night, but in the shadows where we were not visible, while an organized kids' soccer game was going on.
So....who's next?
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