Strangest Places You have [Censored]....

[AnqeiicDemise]

-MIL's bed
-Hubby's bed (in the middle of the day with the window open)
- MIL's living room floor
- The handicapped stall in the men's bathroom in some random rest stop on i-5
- bathroom
- Floor of several hotel rooms.
- Pressed against the wall of a hotel. (I've no idea how we managed this but RAWR. We tried it again later and failed. I ate carpet and I don't mean below a woman's belt.)
- Closets
- Kitchen
- In front of several fire places (not at the same time)

I have serviced my husband...

- In the back seat of my car at a random rest stop
- On the side of the road in the middle of the desert
- In the same room where a friend was playing video games. Said friend was so into it he didn't realize what we did behind him.
- in front of an open window in the middle of the day.
- in the shower
- kitchen
- parking lot

And I've been known to not be able to keep my hands out of his pants to the point I've made his toes curl on several occasions while I drive. Let us just say I'm really good at shifting gears. ^.-

[fireheart]

We haven't "done it" anywhere particularly exciting.

As for uh....other locations....

-In a backpacker's hostel, in a room we rented out specifically for that purpose. (one of the hostels in Adelaide has a sister place where you can rent out a room for a day or so)
-In a cinema, while the movie was going...(not actual did it did it, more like gropefest)

And btw, are we going to put a NSFW tag on this? I can see the raised eyebrows of certain bosses....

[Fire_on_High]

And btw, are we going to put a NSFW tag on this? I can see the raised eyebrows of certain bosses....

I think the thread title is pretty evident it's gonna be NSFW, really.

[Jester]

-Next to the steps of a local church in New Orleans, at night, under lights..

Impressive!

...for the perpetually curious, yes we were DONE before the slowpoke was ready.

Which begs the question from us curious types: does that mean you two were really quick, or the slowpoke was really slow?

In a minimum security prison yard.

MOST impressive!

In the back seat of a car while it's being driven down the highway.

Regarding driving, while I have never had actual intercourse in a moving vehicle, I have had a young lady or two, er, um, "make me smile" while I was driving. Let's just say that, if you have a stick shift, there really IS a reason for fifth gear!

(That first time, I missed our exit from the freeway by several miles. Amusingly, the next day when she was at work, one of her coworkers was talking about seeing that on the freeway, not realizing it was her very own coworker who had been in that car!)

On top of a tomb in the old Saint Louis I cemetery

One girl I was with wanted to do it in the Key West cemetery. But that is one thing I would not, and will not, do. Not just that it wigs me out a bit (it does), but just out of respect for the dead. I think that was one of perhaps two times in my life where a girl could not talk me into sex in a weird place!

Out on the rocks at Rye Beach (northern New England has some rocky shores)

Ouch!

My mom's living room floor, with her in the kitchen doing dishes. Very small house, 800 sq ft.

MOST impressive!

I mentioned the thread to my hubby, and he said "on the hood of a car, in a field, on the Fourth of July, with fireworks going off overhead." I said, "hey, that wasn't me!"

Whoops!

The husband admits to "behind a pinball machine" before we got together.

I thought that was pretty crazy.

Well, the level of crazy really depends on where the hell the pinball machine was!

I heard one of my ex shipmates actually did it in the captain's office. When the captain was away.

I imagine that was easier than if they had tried to it while the captain was there, in his office.

MIL's bed

Let me say right here that I have never done it, attempted to do it, or even really suggested doing it in my parents' bed. Ever. The very thought to me is just horrific. Nothing against those who have or do do this, but to me, it is not only squicky, it is (like the whole graveyard thing) monumentally disrespectful.

Of course, I may be a bit of a hypocrite, because I have done it with at least one girl I can remember on her father's bed. But I guess if she didn't mind, why should I?

In the same room where a friend was playing video games. Said friend was so into it he didn't realize what we did behind him.

I would say something about how focused he was on the game, but such comments have gotten me in trouble once this month already at work!

[Shards]

One girl I was with wanted to do it in the Key West cemetery. But that is one thing I would not, and will not, do. Not just that it wigs me out a bit (it does), but just out of respect for the dead. I think that was one of perhaps two times in my life where a girl could not talk me into sex in a weird place!

Which begs the question, where was the other one?

[Broomjockey]

are we going to put a NSFW tag on this?

Why? It has [censored] in the title. I think most people can figure out what the [censored] stands for without going in to the thread, so if you can't figure out it's NSFW from that, a title addition isn't going to help much.

Also, can you report things like this? After all, only mods can do it, and just mentioning it in-thread means it's likely to be missed. If someone hadn't reported your post to point it out to us, we'd probably have never seen it.

[calulu]

One girl I was with wanted to do it in the Key West cemetery. But that is one thing I would not, and will not, do. Not just that it wigs me out a bit (it does), but just out of respect for the dead. I think that was one of perhaps two times in my life where a girl could not talk me into sex in a weird place!

I was stoned, it was the mid 70s. Not something I would do again at all. It's incredibly disrespectful and creepy.

[Gerrinson]

Well, not too many weird places for me. The oddest ones would have to be:

Church parking lot, shortly before my parents got married. Not sure if it counts as we were...cut short by the pastor.

My best friend's couch. While he was sleeping on the floor next to the couch.

Conference room table - in a room with no doors, just open doorways, so it was in full view of my desk, my boss's desk, my boss's boss's desk, the fax machine, copier, and the sole employee bathroom. We never did explain how the conference room table leg got broken...

[jedimaster91]

God, I'm boring...

Me too. Not for lack of trying, though. Mr Jedi can be a prude sometimes. Probably the most exotic place for us was on our honeymoon. We had one of those hotel suite things with a living room and kitchen and we did it on the floor in the living room.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

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Let me say right here that I have never done it, attempted to do it, or even really suggested doing it in my parents' bed. Ever. The very thought to me is just horrific. Nothing against those who have or do do this, but to me, it is not only squicky, it is (like the whole graveyard thing) monumentally disrespectful.

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Me, neither. I don't think I COULD do it there. And I KNOW the Husband couldn't. Not even if we were both drunk.

As for the pinball machine, I don't remember, it's been a while since we had that conversation. But I do know it was in a public place.

[Bella_Vixen]

I can't say. My sister is on this site!

I've heard things about you...

[Ghel]

Whoops!

Well, it was before we met.

He also tells about his ex-wife in the Radio Shack employee bathroom back when he still worked there. She wasn't paying attention and dropped her pants on a roll of fiberglass insulation.

[Green_Fairy]

i used to work in a warehouse and some of the other workers "had relations" in the gigantic walk-in freezer. i'm not sure where and i'm not sure how...but brrr...

[Jester]

Which begs the question, where was the other one?

Sadly, that was far more mundane. I was with a girl I dated briefly, and we had been skinny-dipping in the apartment complex pool. We were going back across the parking lot to my apartment, and she laid down butt-naked on one of the patches of grass and told me to do her right there. I refused. Not because I was worried about getting caught so much (it was like 2 am), but because if we did get caught, it could cause trouble for me, my roommate, and even potentially the complex managers, who I happened to like and respect. It was not so much that I was opposed to public sex. I wasn't. It was that I just did not want to do something that could jeopardize my living situation or the jobs of the managers.

Yeah, the cemetery story is far more interesting. Told ya!

Church parking lot, shortly before my parents got married. Not sure if it counts as we were...cut short by the pastor.

Wow. Just....wow.

She wasn't paying attention and dropped her pants on a roll of fiberglass insulation.

I'm afraid I don't understand the significance of that. Does that cause a loud nose? Is it bad? Would it destroy the insulation? The pants?

My work history has been in bars, restaurants, clubs, and entertainment, as a DJ and a magician. So I really just don't get the issue here.

i used to work in a warehouse and some of the other workers "had relations" in the gigantic walk-in freezer.

My disdain for cold temperatures is well-known and well-documented, here and elsewhere. So while I have heard of this kind of thing before, it should come as no shock to anyone that, frankly, I just really don't get it!

[Cat]

I'm so vanilla! My strangest was a tent in NH.

edit: does it count as strange when you're finished to see your cat watching you...purring?? *sigh*