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  • #1

    How embarrassing...

    I went to the bank to pull some cash out of the ATM and there was a suspicious looking guy lurking / meandering (taller guy, baseball cap, dark glasses, not in a uniform etc..) around the ATMs so I went inside.

    I didn't see one so I asked one of the associates - he said all of the ones they have are outside.

    I told him I didn't have an issue using them but there was a suspicious looking person lurking around them so he went out with me to look.

    "Oh, that's our security guard".

    Yeah, they had a laugh at my expense (but I laughed too).
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    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"
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    My friend went to an ATM one night and a guy walked up behind her. She took a huge hunting knife out of her purse and laid it on the ATM beside her. He turned and took off.

    I told her, "I can imagine the conversation he had later, 'Man, I was just going to he ATM and this crazy b*tch took a knife out and threatened me!"
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    • #3
      Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
      My friend went to an ATM one night and a guy walked up behind her. She took a huge hunting knife out of her purse and laid it on the ATM beside her. He turned and took off.

      I told her, "I can imagine the conversation he had later, 'Man, I was just going to he ATM and this crazy b*tch took a knife out and threatened me!"
      Talk about cutting in line!
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        That reminds me of a technique being taught to the elderly called 'Cane-Fu' I wanna learn it, because there's nothing suspicious about having a cane!
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        • #5
          Quoth LillFilly View Post
          That reminds me of a technique being taught to the elderly called 'Cane-Fu' I wanna learn it, because there's nothing suspicious about having a cane!
          Get a sword stick, it's a cane and a sword!
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          • #6
            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
            Talk about cutting in line!
            ... That was rather PG coming from you Sheldonrs....
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            • #7
              Quoth Plaidman View Post
              ... That was rather PG coming from you Sheldonrs....
              Word!

              I always brace myself when coming across a Sheldon post. Not for being offended, but for the inevitable jawdrop or laughter he provides.
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              • #8
                Quoth Plaidman View Post
                ... That was rather PG coming from you Sheldonrs....
                There are just so few x rated things I can do with a knife at an ATM.
                "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                • #9
                  Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                  Get a sword stick, it's a cane and a sword!
                  Technically, that would be illegal in California. I'm not sure if it is a Federal or State law.
                  "If ignorance is bliss, then I work in Heaven."

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                    There are just so few x rated things I can do with a knife at an ATM.
                    Guess her /stick/ was bigger...

                    Isn't a girl carrying a knife how they say hello in Japan?

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                    Ok. That last one was bad.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                      Get a sword stick, it's a cane and a sword!
                      It's also a concealed weapon, which is illegal in most places. Check your local laws before carrying it, and make sure to check any areas you would carry it to.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Pedersen View Post
                        It's also a concealed weapon, which is illegal in most places. Check your local laws before carrying it, and make sure to check any areas you would carry it to.
                        I'm glad it's easy to get a CWP in FL - and it carries over to most states (and can be converted into a gun permit in most states, too).
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                        ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                          There are just so few x rated things I can do with a knife at an ATM.
                          Seriously? You couldn't come up with a Lorena Bobbit reference? That's the first thing I would think of if I was going there.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Jester View Post
                            Seriously? You couldn't come up with a Lorena Bobbit reference? That's the first thing I would think of if I was going there.
                            Lorena jokes are so 90's.
                            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                            • #15
                              When dealing with knife or cutting jokes, Lorena references are timeless. As are OJ references.

                              But if you absolutely need something more timely, how about Charlie Sheen? Would that be a bit more modern for ya?

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