Funny Bumper Stickers?

[draftermatt]

I had one in highschool that got a lot of comments. Including a guy coming up to my window at a stop light asking where I got it.

You Can't Spell Crap Without Rap

[Lace Neil Singer]

One I saw on a car while walking past it:

(in very very very tiny writing)

Please keep your distance.

[Eric the Grey]

I had one in highschool that got a lot of comments. Including a guy coming up to my window at a stop light asking where I got it.

You Can't Spell Crap Without Rap

Can 'ya tell I like that one? I want one now.

I used to have one on my old Datsun B210 that read:

"He's dead Jim, you get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet"

I would sometimes see people laughing their asses off in the cars behind me.


Eric the Grey

[CaroPhoenix]

I had a car magnet, don't know where it went to, I think someone stole it (), but it read:

Don't make me roll for initiative.

I was always stopped by people who told me that was the most awesome sticker they'd ever seen!

[Sonoma]

I used to have one on my old Datsun B210 that read:

"He's dead Jim, you get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet"

I would sometimes see people laughing their asses off in the cars behind me.


Eric the Grey

My best friend had that one on her Toyota Tercel.

[Jack T. Chance]

A couple more favorites, that should also be well-known classics!





And last, but not least, one I saw on eBay a couple years ago. I should've bought this one, but somehow never got around to it:



While that isn't present on my car, it HAS made its way into my signature on a couple messageboards that are more image-friendly than this one!

[Eric the Grey]

My wife has one (not on a car, but pinned on her wall) that says "My boyfriend said he'd leave me if I didn't give up gaming. I'm sure going to miss him."

In my collection, I have one that says almost the same, except for Girlfriend.



Eric the Grey

[CaroPhoenix]

I forgot! The guy who had the Chthulu for President bumper sticker also had:

"You can take away my dice when you pry them out of my cold dead hands."

Yeah ... I think gaming stickers are the best!

[Kara]

Let me try to remember some good ones that I've seen...

My other ride is YOUR MOM
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
I *club symbol from playing cards* my wife.
Guns don't kill people. I kill people.
Work harder. Millions on Welfare depend on you.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Silly faggot. Dicks are for chicks.
You just got passed BY A GIRL!
I like fast food (picture of a deer with a target on it)
My child arrested your Honor Student.
My child was Inmate of the Month at the county jail.
Bitch on Board.
(one of those "support ribbons." It's purple) Support Bitching

That's about all of them. There was one I saw once about assholes and this place being an airport, but I can't remember it.

[gaspode]

that's about all of them. There was one I saw once about assholes and this place being an airport, but I can't remember it.

my wife had this one on a tee shirt"if arseholes could fly ,this place would be an airport"

[Lace Neil Singer]

I really hate those "Princess on Board" stickers that some smug yuppy mums have, so seeing the following one made me laugh:

Brats On Board

All parents should have one. XD Oh, and one I saw today:

If Sex Is A Pain In The Butt, Then You're Doing It Wrong

*snerk*

[rageaholic]

If Sex Is A Pain In The Butt, Then You're Doing It Wrong

*snerk*

ROFL!!!

"Next time wave all your fingers"
"My kid beat up your honor roll student"

[Lyra]

A friend of mine has a new one on her car:

"My cultist sacrificed your honor student at Miskatonic University"

It made me giggle.

[Crossbow]

Seen on a HUGE pickup truck, driven by a female:
"Psycho Amazon Warbitch from Hell...
...With an Attitude!"

Gave her lots of room.

[Eric the Grey]

If Sex Is A Pain In The Butt, Then You're Doing It Wrong

*snerk*

Reminds me of one that said: "If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast"




Eric the Grey