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  • #1

    My wife knows me too well...

    ME: Y'know, today is Easter. I need to boil some eggs.
    WIFE: (on phone) Okay, that sounds good.
    ME: And we got that ham yesterday. I can make that, too.
    WIFE: ....okay, and no.
    ME: What?
    WIFE: You will NOT put green dye in either!
    ME: Are you telling me you do not like green eggs and ham?
    WIFE: I'm going to hurt you.....

    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?
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  • #2
    *lol*

    (filler)
    Quote Dalesys:
    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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    • #3
      I do not like green eggs and ham, Sam I am!
      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
      Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
      Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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      • #4
        Hee! It's the funny random stuff like that which makes me want to be half of an old married couple (not that you two are old).
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        • #5
          That just got me to love it =D

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