ME: Y'know, today is Easter. I need to boil some eggs.
WIFE: (on phone) Okay, that sounds good.
ME: And we got that ham yesterday. I can make that, too.
WIFE: ....okay, and no.
ME: What?
WIFE: You will NOT put green dye in either!
ME: Are you telling me you do not like green eggs and ham?
WIFE: I'm going to hurt you.....
WIFE: (on phone) Okay, that sounds good.
ME: And we got that ham yesterday. I can make that, too.
WIFE: ....okay, and no.
ME: What?
WIFE: You will NOT put green dye in either!
ME: Are you telling me you do not like green eggs and ham?
WIFE: I'm going to hurt you.....



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