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  • #16
    I will forever remember this fortune cookie and the circumstance that was surrounding it.

    After just eating a piece of onion (I don't like onions but since it was already in my mouth, I was going to eat it); "The onion you just ate is another man's water lily."

    moment if you ask me.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #17
      "you are a gentleman of outstanding wisdom"

      What with me not being a guy and all, the fact that I've gotten that one twice from two different places makes me giggle.
      "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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      • #18
        I've got 2 on my bulletin board next 2 my desk - not really "facepalm" or I probably would've thrown them away, but my family always adds "in bed" to the end of the fortune.

        1) it is impossible to please everybody. Please yourself first. *in bed*

        2) Where there is a will, there is a way *in bed*
        I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense

        Once is an accident; Twice is coincidence; Thrice is a pattern.

        http://www.gofundme.com/treasurenathanwedding

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