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  • Coworker gets a car-looter arrested.

    Dunno which forum to put this in, (It's not even work-related; it just happened at work,) so please feel free to move it wherever it belongs. Thanks! ^^,


    So it's Tuesday. Coworker parks her car way out in the parking lot so as to avoid getting hit by cars in the areas of the lot in front of the store. She has easy visual access to it from the front register area.

    She's summoned outside to do some wagon-roundups. She's nearing the back of the lot with some wagons in tow, when she sees a guy with a screwdriver poking at the side of the lock on the driver's side of her own car. Time for some quick thinking, I guess.

    Coworker, Thief.

    Her: Excuse me, are you having trouble opening your car? Can I help at all?
    Him: Oh, it's nothing, I'm just fine, thanks.
    Her: Oh it's no worry. This sort of thing happens all the time. If you'd like, I can go call a locksmith to open one up. The guy across the street is a bit useless.
    Him: Really? You can do that? That'd be great! Thanks!
    Her: Oh it's my pleasure! It really does happen a lot. It's very common, really. All I need is your drivers license so the locksmith knows you're overage. But it's no problem, since you don't look under 25. I just need the license, and I'll get the locksmith over in a jiffy to open the door! Are you having any other car troubles in the meantime?
    Him: Nope, it's just fine. I just need to get inside, since I locked my keys inside the car. Here's my ID. *He hands her his License*
    Her: Okay, *looks at license* Mr. Johnson, I'll go inside and call. Wait right here and he'll be back in a jiffy.
    Him: That would be very nice of you. I'll be here waiting.
    Her: Okay. Be back soon.


    So she goes inside and calls the police, and tells them the name and details of the person. (The license looked like him alright.) The police arrive within 10 minutes and call the Coworker outside to verify that it's her car. The guy robbing her starts to complain, and the police just laugh, and arrest him.

    Awesome. I can't believe he was dumb enough to give her his License. I guess she fooled him because he was probably expecting that he'd need to give her more, like the verification that it's his car.
    SC: "Are you new or something?"
    Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

  • #2
    that is AWESOME!
    I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense

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    • #3
      Wicked awesome!!
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      • #4
        Ooooh! High Fives!
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        • #5
          That's the best pwnge story I've read here. And she practiced awesome customer service besides, LOL.
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          • #6
            That may be one of the greatest things ive ever read. Instead of her going postal b/c he was carjacking her car, she plots... LOL. I love it. She needs some cupcakes.
            Last edited by Amina516; 05-06-2010, 09:35 PM.

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            • #7
              I'm actually going to be bringing her in some tomorrow when I see her.
              SC: "Are you new or something?"
              Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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              • #8
                Wow, I'm really impressed with how she handled that. If I caught someone jacking my car, I would have freaked out and started yelling and screaming or something.

                She seriously needs to have some cookies.
                Sucky Customers- Have the ability to convert non-drinkers into raging alcoholics in one phone call or less.

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                • #9
                  genius. pure genius
                  To err is human, to blame someone else shows good management skills.

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                  • #10
                    I bow before the clever might that is your co-worker
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                    • #11
                      This is one of these posts where you wish there was a video!!! Pure awesome!!!

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                      • #12
                        I'm very glad to hear that that worked and didn't end up with a screwdriver in the back. Yes, that was impressive, but SCARY.

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                        • #13
                          Can you say "OWNED", boys and girls?
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                          • #14
                            She is the person I'd go into battle with. Talk about cool under pressure! Brava!
                            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                            • #15
                              Wow, that took some quick wits and nerves of steel.

                              I applaud your co-worker!

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