Happy birthday, Jester!!

[Evil Queen]

Maybe he should Go Ask Alice.

I love that book.

When GK caller is talking backwards
And the EQ's: "Off with their head!"
Remember what the Doormouse said...

Oh, you guys suck hardcore. I'm referring to a song of the same name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsrfovOPcjk

[SengaKitty]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESTER! hope it was an awesome one

[Becks]

Oh, you guys suck hardcore.

I was going to say something, then I realized I was in the wrong thread.

[Jester]

So, Jester, what's this about you lying about your age?

What are you talking about? I don't lie about my age! I let nature do that for me, since I absolutely do not look my age. Don't act it, either, thank goodness!

And yet, since I turned 21, I have only lied about my age once. Ever. Ask me about it sometime.

Unless you are referring to this, of course.

Now before I was 21, I lied about my age to make myself older....we've all done that. But I've never lied about my age to make myself younger....except once.

During my road trip around the country in '98 and '99, I found myself one night in a dance club in Akron, Ohio. And I found myself dancing with a lovely young lady. Who happened to be 18. I was 28. At one point, as I had a beer in my hand, she asked me how old I was. Not wanting to scare her off, I lied and said 22, which I could easily pass for. She didn't question it. Of course, I got absolutely nowhere with her in the romantic department, so the lie was pretty much ineffective for me.

Amusingly, many years later I found myself at another job with a lovely young redhead that I had a a thing for. But as I was in my 30's and she was 21, I figured she wouldn't be interested in me, being much older than her. As it turns out, she wasn't interested in me, but it was because she had a boyfriend. He was 51.