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  • I hate black flies!!!

    Ok, screw my vegetarianism and I love all critters.....that does not apply to black flies!! On my b-day a few weeks ago, I was destroyed by them, and I am only posting about it now because I am healing....two got really bad and I am antibiotics. (though, there is part of me now that is fascinated by the healing, now that I am healing)


    Anyway, learn from Cat's mistake......bug dope is your friend!! (though I was wearing deet, long sleeves, and long pants, I guess I missed my neck.....that's where they got me)
    "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
    "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

  • #2
    Some animals we can do without their huge numbers.

    Black flies (and many other species of flies) is one of them.

    Get better!
    Quote Dalesys:
    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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    • #3
      I killed about a hundred of 'em on Mt Lincoln.....it's a start!


      The beetles were really cool....I had never seen so many different types.
      "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
      "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

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      • #4
        [channeling his inner Sir Mix-A-Lot]

        "I hate black flies and I can not lie
        Those other insects can't deny
        That when a swarm of flies hits your face
        It's enough to put you out of place
        You get stung
        Wanna pull out Off!
        But you know that stuff makes you cough
        Deep in your lungs it's catching
        You're screwed cuz ya can't stop scratching..."


        (Okay, that's enough for one day)

        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
        Still A Customer."

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        • #5
          Quoth Jester View Post
          [channeling his inner Sir Mix-A-Lot]

          "I hate black flies and I can not lie
          Those other insects can't deny
          That when a swarm of flies hits your face
          It's enough to put you out of place
          You get stung
          Wanna pull out Off!
          But you know that stuff makes you cough
          Deep in your lungs it's catching
          You're screwed cuz ya can't stop scratching..."


          (Okay, that's enough for one day)

          That was awesome
          "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
          "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

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          • #6
            Jester, that was awesome! Made my morning!
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #7
              I try. I can be quite adept with lyrics at times.

              Still struggling with a parody song I am trying to write for a local musician friend of mine, who says he will perform it if it's good enough. Sadly, haven't made much progress with that.

              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
              Still A Customer."

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              • #8
                I have to ask: if long sleeves, why DEET?

                And because I suspect only the Canadians know this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyRshnwExPU (yes, I'm sure everyone knows the song.)

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                • #9
                  Quoth Magpie View Post
                  And because I suspect only the Canadians know this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyRshnwExPU (yes, I'm sure everyone knows the song.)
                  First thing that popped into my head when I saw the title was this. Saw it many years ago on Rolf Harris Cartoon Show that was on at the time along with several other Canadian cartoons (Cat came back being the other one I remember).
                  As soon as I start thinking
                  That I'm sensible and sane
                  The Random Hedgehog comes along
                  And fiddles with my Brain
                  (from card I got)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Magpie View Post
                    I have to ask: if long sleeves, why DEET?

                    And because I suspect only the Canadians know this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyRshnwExPU (yes, I'm sure everyone knows the song.)
                    Blast from the past!!!
                    The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Magpie View Post
                      I have to ask: if long sleeves, why DEET?
                      They are that bad ( they did bit through the sleeves, but not as bad as exposed areas) I should have had a net, but they made me feel trapped.
                      "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
                      "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Magpie View Post
                        I have to ask: if long sleeves, why DEET?

                        And because I suspect only the Canadians know this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyRshnwExPU (yes, I'm sure everyone knows the song.)
                        Gotta love the NFB cartoons!

                        There's a link on that same page for "The Cat Came Back", as well!
                        "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Cat View Post
                          They are that bad ( they did bit through the sleeves, but not as bad as exposed areas) I should have had a net, but they made me feel trapped.
                          Are you sure that this is only blackflies? They aren't really up for biting through a surface, like mosquitoes are. (Of course, there's the fact that you can't put DEET directly on your skin, so it's a bit of a moot point anyhow).

                          How blackflies feed, NOT for the faint of heart:
                          Basically they just tear up the skin at the surface and then stick their head in. If they can't reach your skin they can't tear it up, so no bites.

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                          • #14
                            They get under the clothes, they do not give in! Trust me, they were black flies (a generic term for different types of buggers) I had many a corpse in my hand
                            "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
                            "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

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                            • #15
                              Oh, yeah... regular shirts don't have elastic at the wrists . (I love my bug jacket!)

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