Dating/Girl Horror Stories....

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

After that he keeps texting me that he needs to "smoke me up, girl, hehe :]" , and that he's never had such great conversation or a connection with someone. He's a big pot smoker, and I did a bit at the time, but I felt like he was just trying to get me alone inside or something.

Nothing too bad, he was just weird and got a little clingy so I didn't hang out with him again.

Always go with the instincts when picking up Creepy vibes. We've got those for a reason. Subconscious reactions picking up signals we don't notice otherwise.


I recently had a date that wasn't... really terrible, but the guy is a no-no.

We met at a club, and later he asks me to tea. Well, that's cute. We go to a place in Chinatown that actually sells Bobo tea, or bubble tea, or whatever. He didn't do his research. I did, but figured he intended this place, so didn't mention it.

He's like an hour late, though he did text to let me know he'd be late (we met there. I don't like giving out my address).

Turns out we don't really have much in common. And he kept interrupting me! Time and time again, I can't finish a thought or a story without him butting in.

Then he admires my New Rock boots, which are awesome, and tells about the time he damaged his own boots. They had metal tips, and one time he got so angry he kicked a bus stop until the metal tips were completely damaged.

That was the red flag. Either he has a violent temper, which is not a person I want to associate with at all, or he thinks that's an impressive story to make up, which means he thinks violent rage is cool. Also not a person I want to be involved with.


Before that, and some months ago, I met a guy at Starbucks. We went for coffee once. A while later, I went to his apartment for drinks and a movie. His roommate was there. We retreat to his room for nookie after the fact.

WAY TOO PUSHY! He actually asked for buttsex on the second date! Nevermind I don't have much XP in any type of sex, which he knew because I told him. And who asks for buttsex on the second date at all? We didn't sleep together. Just yoinked him a bit and left. Been avoiding his calls when he calls ever since.

[Becks]

And who asks for buttsex on the second date at all?

I've known guys in NJ who seem to expect it before there's a first date. o.O

Yeah...no. Not just no, but no way.

[Whiskey]

WAY TOO PUSHY! He actually asked for buttsex on the second date! Nevermind I don't have much XP in any type of sex, which he knew because I told him. And who asks for buttsex on the second date at all? We didn't sleep together. Just yoinked him a bit and left. Been avoiding his calls when he calls ever since.

There are some chicks who are all gungho about buttsex. Musta been a good yoink if hes still calling though

[blas]

Too much buttsex is a good way to ensure that later in life (or not so later, if you do it that often now), you'll never be able to control your bowels.

I slept with a guy the night I met him before. We've been together for *almost* two years.

But, I don't recommend doing that. That was a lucky catch. I'd done it before and just regretted it.

[Whiskey]

But, I don't recommend doing that. That was a lucky catch. I'd done it before and just regretted it.

I fully recommend it. Its awesome. Even the bad ones at least give you a funny story.

[blas]

I slept with a sailor on our first date, and didn't get a funny story to tell.

[Whiskey]

I slept with a sailor on our first date, and didn't get a funny story to tell.

I dont know where you got that idea because that is funny as hell

[blas]

My idiocy is always a source of laughter for others

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Musta been a good yoink if hes still calling though

Damn straight, it was.

I've slept with a guy on the first (only) date before. Only time actually having intercourse.

Oi, it sucked. ><

[Whiskey]

Damn straight, it was.

I've slept with a guy on the first (only) date before. Only time actually having intercourse.

Oi, it sucked. ><

You should do what KiaKat does and just start texting in the middle of it.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Eh, I rarely even date. Don't leave the house often, so never meet anyone, and those I meet are not attractive to me. ><

[KiaKat]

You should do what KiaKat does and just start texting in the middle of it.

I only did that once.

And to be fair, I'd had quite a bit to drink. And he was failing at the whole "finish me off before you fall asleep" thing.

[protege]

I've only had a few dates from hell...which isn't surprising, since I don't date much, and my last relationship of any sort was 10 years ago

And yes, that ended badly. She moved several hundred miles away, didn't want to talk about things, and then disappeared for 6 months. As if that wasn't bad enough...she let her *mother* tell me things were over.

Then, 2004 or so. She was a coworker of my mother's. We went out once, she said she wasn't interested in anything serious, and just wanted to be friends. So, not much later than that, she invited me to a party with some of her friends. I don't know about the rest of you, but I didn't exactly like being ignored most of the night. But, that was nothing...we later went to a bar, and it went downhill from there. She actually *screamed* at me because I "don't listen," how she "didn't want a relationship," and if I didn't like it, I could "go fuck myself." Up until that point, I was willing to remain friends with her. But, like most people, I don't take kindly to being told to fuck off. I should mention that I was nothing but polite to her--all I said was have a nice life" and left.

But, nothing tops "She-who-must-not-be-named." I'd actually known her for years, and we finally met up and we went out a couple of times. Third date, things started off well...but as I was driving her home, I got the "It's not you, it's me" speech. And yes, it went downhill from there. Again, I got told to go fuck myself. Again, I was willing to stay friends until that point. Haven't heard from her since, and I'm not complaining.

Nothing since then...and that was in 2007

[Misanthropical]

I only did that once.

And to be fair, I'd had quite a bit to drink. And he was failing at the whole "finish me off before you fall asleep" thing.

Jesus on a pogo stick! I have never done that before or after marriage. It just seemed weird to me.

I dated a guy for awhile. He told me that he didn't care how many children I had or what I had done, he would always take me back. We talked about getting married after he got back tracking down where his ex girlfriend took his daughter. I told him okay and then left the state a few days later. Yes, it was a completely bitchy thing to do and I should have told him I was leaving.

I, of course, married someone else and have been married to him for 19 years. I have heard that the other guy tells girls he will date them but never marry them, that there is only one women he will ever marry and it's nothing personal. Yes, he is still waiting for me after all this time. I really don't get why he thinks I was/am so impressive.

[Monica]

Let me set the scene. I worked in the video store, which closes at 11pm. He was the over-night cashier. He would come in for the start of the shift at 10pm, come to the video store to gather the previous days newspapers, and he would always says hi to me, make quick conversation. One day it let to him asking me to a movie, to which I said yes. I agreed to meet him at the theatre. I am waiting for him, he arrives, by taxi, then out of the taxi comes not only his brother, but his mother too!

Not only do I have to make small talk with him, but the rest of the family. It makes it a bit nerve racking. He did pay for the movie and snacks. I got a new job shortly after. (which I applied for before he asked me out).