Dating/Girl Horror Stories....

[Jester]

My kind doesn't particularly value money. :P we're weird that way.

Okay, so you don't value money. Fine. You didn't care about it, I got it. But that doesn't answer the question of why HE gave you the hundy....?

[Whiskey]

Okay, so you don't value money. Fine. You didn't care about it, I got it. But that doesn't answer the question of why HE gave you the hundy....?

my kind. Thats why I said two crazies with the same disorder are bad. I actually asked him what the hale cause i thought he was propositioning me and he was just like "What? i'm not doing anything with it, you take it" I've done the exact same thing multiple times over.

[Misanthropical]

Ménage à trois

and Mr. I'm A Real Italian has obviously never encountered a Real Italian Woman because he would instantaneously (and mysteriously) die the second he lifted a hand. Grind his bones to make my pesto (points for obscure childhood reference)

I wasn't sure how to spell it, so I guessed.

I'm only Italian by marriage and Mr. Mis has never raised his hand to me in anyway shape or form. I doubt the thought has ever crossed his mind.

I somehow angered my friend's husband at one point and he told me he was coming over to straighten me out. I told him to bring it. I may not be able to win the fight but I will fight back, I will call the police and press charges and I would go to his commanding officer and file a complaint. Oh, and my husband was on his way home to kick this asshole's ass if he so much as looked at me the wrong way. He never showed up, since he is terrified of fighting anyone who would fight back.

I don't know what became of them or if he finally managed to kill his wife, which I tried to warn her about, but she wouldn't listen.

[Jester]

my kind. Thats why I said two crazies with the same disorder are bad. I actually asked him what the hale cause i thought he was propositioning me and he was just like "What? i'm not doing anything with it, you take it" I've done the exact same thing multiple times over.

Oooohhh.....

I have often thought of myself as having bipolar tendencies, since my father was bipolar (manic-depressive as they called it back then), but this is something that is just beyond me. Don't get me wrong, I am not materialistic, and I'll gladly give my friends money if they need it and I have it....but just handing someone a C note for no reason is just beyond me. So....yeah....

[blas]

For the approval of the midnight society......here is my bf's date from hell story.

He was about 18-19, and he met a girl he thought was cute and they were going to go on a date. He would be a gentleman and take his car and pick her up.

He gets to her house, puts the car in park, and gets out of the car.

Out comes the girl.

With.

A carseat.

The girl had a kid that she didn't tell my bf about. She couldn't find a babysitter, so she was going to bring the kid on the date with them.

[Misanthropical]

Why does it seem like everyone YOUNGER than me has better skills at acquiring nookie than me?! *headdesk*

Well, all I have to do is look across the room, make sure the children aren't around and flash the Victoria Secrets that I wear.

[Amina516]

For the approval of the midnight society......

I LOVED that show...

The girl had a kid that she didn't tell my bf about. She couldn't find a babysitter, so she was going to bring the kid on the date with them.

LOL! See, nothing wrong with the kid.,..but damn. Give some warning. Whered she think they were going? McDonalds?

Oh..and what did BF do? Did he go on the date?

[cewfa]

Are you saying Jester that I should've pursued a relationship with a woman that looks like Norm off of Cheers? I'm not the greatest looking guy, or the best lover, but I think I can do better than a lady that likes like Norm off of Cheers.

Thanks for the props, Whiskey.

[Jester]

Are you saying Jester that I should've pursued a relationship with a woman that looks like Norm off of Cheers? I'm not the greatest looking guy, or the best lover, but I think I can do better than a lady that likes like Norm off of Cheers.

Um, no. I never said that. I believe what I said to your comment about blowing up bridges is that it reminded me of a quote I saw the other day that you have to know which bridges to cross and which bridges to burn. That girl was a bridge to burn, blow up, sent a rocket-propelled grenade at, whatever metaphor you prefer.

But don't knock Norm. He's a cool guy. And frankly, I have seen a lot of women that make him look like a great catch by comparison. There are some UGGGGLY women out there!

[cewfa]

Ah, I gotcha Good night, I'm off to bed folks.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Yeah, you really can't dictate who you're attracted to.

I actually had one of my better (male) friends tell me I should lower my standards. Was complaining about lack of male interest from attractive males. I tore into him a bit. Didn't yell, just got my very strict, don't-play-behind-the-games voice on.

To his credit, he realized that was a dickish thing to say, and rather self-serving (he's indicated he would be willing to sleep with me if ever I were interested) and apologized.

Cause yeah, I've tried going with guys I'm not attracted to--all the few guys I've dated--and it just doesn't work.

[hawkchick11]

I actually had one of my better (male) friends tell me I should lower my standards. Was complaining about lack of male interest from attractive males. I tore into him a bit. Didn't yell, just got my very strict, don't-play-behind-the-games voice on.

I had a guy friend tell me the same thing... I chalked it up to him being a dumbass and someone who would bang anything with a vagina.

[Jester]

While not saying you should date people you find unattractive, there is something to be said for breaking out of the pattern of people you are attracted to, if you follow. For example, a good female friend of mine seems to be a douchebag magnet. For whatever reason, she is attracted to a certain type of guy...that type being Douchasaurus Rex. She is trying to break out of that pattern, and looking at other guys that, while she still finds physically attractive, might not normally have been her first choice normally. Hope that all makes sense.

[Rapscallion]

Yeah, you really can't dictate who you're attracted to.

Been there twice. Two crushes, and neither of them aimed at anyone I thought at the time would be any sort of good match.

Glands really have no taste.

Rapscallion

[AdminAssistant]

While not saying you should date people you find unattractive, there is something to be said for breaking out of the pattern of people you are attracted to, if you follow. For example, a good female friend of mine seems to be a douchebag magnet. For whatever reason, she is attracted to a certain type of guy...that type being Douchasaurus Rex. She is trying to break out of that pattern, and looking at other guys that, while she still finds physically attractive, might not normally have been her first choice normally. Hope that all makes sense.

Jester is wise, ladies, listen.

I had my 'type': into geeky-type stuff, but not socially awkward. Good teeth, decent face, nice butt. Not too overweight, not too thin. Glasses are a plus. Good sense of humor.

Needless to say, I didn't have much success.

My fiance: Is into geeky-type stuff, is not socially awkward, and has an amazing sense of humor. He has very crooked teeth, is overweight, doesn't wear glasses, and has NO ass. His pants are completely flat in the back. But....I find him to be completely sexy and handsome and attractive. And am completely tits over toes in love. If I had stuck by my 'type', I'd have missed out on the best guy I've ever known.