LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Amina516]

Plus, I only get to see the girlfriend once every couple of years. Cause she lives across the ocean, with her husband and kids.

Yup! Our relationship is WEIRD. I love it.

Ill say... Lol..

Youre allowed. . Just jealous... LOL.

[Whiskey]

It makes up for all the bad relationships I had from 16-22.

What I had the same amount of shitty relationships among the same amount of years and Ive gotten zero boobs.


Where are my boobs (not MY boobs. My boobs are right here)

[KiaKat]

I should hope you know where your boobs are.

HALP MY BOOBS ARE ROAMING AROUND AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY WENT!

[Amina516]

Where are my boobs (not MY boobs. My boobs are right here)

Im commiserating....my husbands too skinny to have boobs. LOL. And mine ..are well..here, but they dont count.

[Whiskey]

I should hope you know where your boobs are.

This is horrible customer service. Why dont you know where my boobs are.

[Amina516]

This is horrible customer service. Why dont you know where my boobs are.

Did u pay for UPS tracking?

[KiaKat]

This is horrible customer service. Why dont you know where my boobs are.

Pfah. You came here for customer service? You're lucky you get booze!

[Whiskey]

Did u pay for UPS tracking?

I ORDERED NEXT DAY DELIVERY ITS FIVE AM WHY ISNT MY BOOBS HERE

Pfah. You came here for customer service? You're lucky you get booze!

I ordered booze too!

[KiaKat]

I'm...I'm just a call centre person! I don't do deliveries!

[Whiskey]

DELIVERY IT PERSONALLY


I WANT EXTRA BOOBS AS COMPENSATIOn

AND FREE DELIVERY

AND IM NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN

[KiaKat]

But... I CAN'T AUTHORIZE THAT. MY DREAD LORD SATAN REFUSES TO KOWTOW TO MERE CUSTOMERS!

i'm sowwe. satan got out. now i have to go find him and put him back in his cage.

[Amina516]

LOL..

Thread takes odd turn.

[Whiskey]

MANAGER.

!!!

[KiaKat]

See my user title. I do that.

[Amina516]

MANAGER.

!!!

But Lupos boobs went to sleep.