LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Whiskey]

stuff

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[Pedersen]

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Oi! You furry such and so! I did not say "stuff", I went on at great length about the virtues of hot sauces. Not that a philistine like you could know about such wondrous things, what with being so wussy that sriracha seems hot and all.

Anyway, bbiab. shower time.

[Wenchie]

Anyway, bbiab. shower time.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Whiskey]

more stuff

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are you even reading this thread, this isnt 'pedersens verbose happy time' brah.

[Pedersen]

I posted late this morning/early this afternoon that my boobs are swollen.

I care, quite a lot. Such boobs should never be neglected. If ever they are being neglected again, let me know, and I will take care of them.

I'm sorry I missed the first time, I just started reading this thread this week.

[Pedersen]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Somehow, I knew I could count on the perverted minds here to demand pics of me in the shower. Trust me, you don't want them

TL;DR

are you even reading this thread, this isnt 'pedersens verbose happy time' brah.

Ah, me use small words: Whiskey is furry infidel.

That help?

[xx_wolfie_xx]

I'm in for the backrubs, dated a massage therapist for awhile picked up some neat tricks

[Wenchie]

I'm in for the backrubs, dated a massage therapist for awhile picked up some neat tricks

My back decided it wanted to spasm tonight. Migraine earlier today, back spasm tonight... blech. Today is not a good day physically.

On the brighter side, I did get free woodchuck at the harvest festival tonight.

[lupo pazzesco]

I'm in for the backrubs, dated a massage therapist for awhile picked up some neat tricks

You're hired!!

[Whiskey]

my therapist really, reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllyyyyyy wants me to be an alcoholic.

T: So hows your drinking
Me: same as its always been, fine.
T: when did you last drink
Me: uh..? couple weeks ago I guess.
T: Uh huh
Me: I dont have any money anyways, how would I drink?
T: Where theres a will, theres a way
Me: I guess there isn't much of a will then, is there.
T: *catbuttface*

I wish she was that optimistic about the positive things in my life, like school or finding a job (when i didnt have one).

[Pedersen]

T: So hows your drinking

More fun replies:
W: Not very effective. It's like I've got too much blood in my alcoholstream.
W: Not a problem in the world. Mouth gets opened, alcohol goes in. You didn't bring any with you by any chance, did you?
W: It's much easier when the rooms stop spinning.
W: Too little. For instance, it seems like no matter how much I drink, I'll remember you in the morning.

Well, I like them, anyway.

[Pedersen]

according to the quiz I just took, I have slept with 11 less people than the average 34 year old female...

I just took that quiz, and got the same number. Possible reponses: Whiskey picked up my slack, too. Stupid quiz. Maybe we should all sleep together to improve everybody's numbers.

Nah, those all suck.

[Wenchie]

I just took that quiz, and got the same number. Possible reponses: Whiskey picked up my slack, too. Stupid quiz. Maybe we should all sleep together to improve everybody's numbers.

Nah, those all suck.

Apparently, I have slept with 9 more people than the average 31 year old female.

[Pedersen]

But I'm still not posting pics of me in a towel, besides, why is it all the females putting up pics? Aside from wolfie in tights, that is? Just wondering. Seems a bit unbalanced, you know...

Why? Because you women are much more pleasant to look at. If you need proof, I'll show this photo from when I got to go to Alaska some years ago, featuring me on the left. No, your other left. Tell me you'd want to see a closeup of that.

[Wenchie]

People are posting pictures?

No towel pic, but here's a pic of me looking like jailbait from this past April: