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Note to self: in the fridge, one tub is hollandaise sauce, one tub is vanilla pudding. Don't mix them up.
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An Ode to the Fourth
Explosion Day
Explosion Day
How I wish
They'd go away
Kabooming things
And starting fires
There's some sirens
Do I smell burning tires?
Maybe I'm just old man
Yelling at a cloud
But day of and more
Is far too loud
Or maybe I've
Just gone insane
Praying every firework holiday
Be drowned in rain
Explosion Day
Explosion Day
Oh how I wish
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One fine dinner my Mother served was curried chicken sauce on hot rice with fruit cocktail in whipped cream on cottage cheese.Quoth Ceir View Post
My Dad dolloped on the wrong toppings...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Happy Moon Landing Day.
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