Random Thoughts

[Seanette]

I just ate mac & cheese out of the pot with the serving spoon. This is not the first time I've done this but it is the first time I feel like it's okay, because 2020.

If it's just you or immediate family, why not? Not sure I see a point in dirtying up more dishes than necessary.

[Pixelated]

I just ate mac & cheese out of the pot with the serving spoon. This is not the first time I've done this but it is the first time I feel like it's okay, because 2020.

We must be related ...

I have two small garden plots here but between one thing and another, I pretty much let them go. I looked out the laundry room window one day to see the one section had been completely stripped of weeds.

Also, the tenant who did that ... also ripped out a plant.

Well, that's what I get for being so dilatory. If I can have the same two sections next summer, it will be better ... because I will be working a lot less by then.

[AnaKhouri]

I just ate mac & cheese out of the pot with the serving spoon. This is not the first time I've done this but it is the first time I feel like it's okay, because 2020.

[Ceir]

To my local Gamestop, you confuse me. To wit, at a recent visit:
Gamestop: "Yeah, our used section is pretty much cleaned out, it'll be empty at this rate."
Also Gamestop, stepping around a sign proclaiming "Now Trading Again": "Yeah, we're not taking in used anything right now."

[Dreamstalker]

I'm getting a sudden load of spam texts....from email addresses. Anyone know how I can block that crap?

[AnaKhouri]

I know. It's just easier not to deal with it. Thank God I have no relatives on Twitter! 😄

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Dear Online Retailer: I ordered a jigsaw puzzle. It's not going to break. You didn't have to wrap it in 10 yards of inflated plastic and bubble wrap. I would like my children to inherit a habitable planet.

Thanks, An Avid Recycler

[Deserted]

It really is annoying. I'm 41 and can't swear on Facebook bevause my mom geys mad...

...so? You're an adult.

[TheSHAD0W]

I made a writer Instagram (Bookstagram!) account and within one minute my mother-in-law followed me. I didn't know she was on there!

Gonna guess you're both on Facebook? You can thank The Zuck!

[AnaKhouri]

I made a writer Instagram (Bookstagram!) account and within one minute my mother-in-law followed me. I didn't know she was on there! I told my husband and he said, 'Well, that's just great. Why's my mother on Instagram? ANOTHER social media platform where our parents can watch everything we do!'

It really is annoying. I'm 41 and can't swear on Facebook bevause my mom geys mad...

[notalwaysright]

I've asked about M&Ms, how about favorite Oreo variants?

Other than the classic? That's my favorite. I'd say peanut butter as my favorite non-classic flavor.

Random summertime thoughts living in an apartment complex. Also I've been out wandering a lot walking a neighbor's dog. Nobody has A/C so we all have our windows open. Common things I hear, tv shows (I try to guess what they're watching), video games, phone conversation, one specific lady talks to me through the window and it's odd because due to the angle I can't see her so I'm strolling with the dog and hear "a cat was over there earlier! he probably smells the cat!" out of actual nowhere.

Then I think my neighbors probably hear random laughing from my apartment because I watch funny videos with headphones on... So they don't hear what I'm watching just... laughing.

[Ceir]

I've asked about M&Ms, how about favorite Oreo variants?

I'm simple: mint, or good ol' double-stuffed.

[dalesys]

Tattling on a friend: If you hold the book right, it will protect your face when you walk into things.

[AnaKhouri]

My son received two books for his birthday from his aunt & uncle.

Uncle (joking): Are you going to read those in one day?

Son (dead serious): It will take me two days because there are two books.

[Pixelated]

12:40 a.m. and my phone just rang ... with the double-ring that indicates it's somebody calling from the lobby.

WTF?

And no, I didn't answer it.

[greek_jester]

As for pgymies, at least it's cheaper and easier to hem pants rather than make them longer.

True, but that was not helpful at all in the 90's, when every single pair of women's smart-casual trousers were flipping boot-cut. Needless to say, I switched to skirts.