Random Thoughts

[Kittish]

Very glad I waited a week to cut up the murderfruit I bought recently. It smells and tastes just wonderful. Murderfruit is what we call pineapple, since it tries to eat you back.

[mjr]

WKRP? The source of that most memorable quote, "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

I used to think the first line in the closing song lyrics was "Jukebox bartender, tonight!"

They may as well be. Apparently the lyrics are just jibberish anyway.

[Ironclad Alibi]

WKRP? The source of that most memorable quote, "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

[Kristev]

I remember that on W. K. R. P., yes I am that old. The boss, Mr. Carlson, was a moron. One of the many things that made him a moron was that during the first season he never remembered who Bailey was. She was the second woman to work at the station, with the first being Jennifer the receptionist.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I'm reminded of executives with an "open door policy" but when you walk into their offices they say, "Who the hell are you? Get out!"

The best job to have is one when they mention your name to the big boss, the big boss says, "Who is that?"

[Kit-Ginevra]

...especially if you don't even work there

[Deserted]

Personal behavior of management rarely follows corporate policy.

I'm reminded of executives with an "open door policy" but when you walk into their offices they say, "Who the hell are you? Get out!"

[csquared]

I've learned something about corporate America: they tell you that you can be open and honest but it's not really true. Keep your head down. That's what I know.

Personal behavior of management rarely follows corporate policy.

[Food Lady]

I've learned something about corporate America: they tell you that you can be open and honest but it's not really true. Keep your head down. That's what I know.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

How come every TV or comic hillbilly family has most of its members look like they've just crawled out of the Primordial Soup with maybe six teeth between the lot of them and more shrivelled bits than you'd care to inflict upon your eyes... and yet there's always one daughter/cousin/niece who could have walked onto the cover of Playboy Swimwear with perfect teeth and beautiful skin??

Andy Griffith Show on MeTV?

[Ironclad Alibi]

How come every TV or comic hillbilly family has most of its members look like they've just crawled out of the Primordial Soup with maybe six teeth between the lot of them and more shrivelled bits than you'd care to inflict upon your eyes... and yet there's always one daughter/cousin/niece who could have walked onto the cover of Playboy Swimwear with perfect teeth and beautiful skin??

Somebody's been watching the Beverly Hillbillies. I'll take Ellie Mae, you can have Jethrine.

[dalesys]

... always one daughter/cousin/niece ...

Vampiric vortex pulling it out of the rest of the clan?

[Kit-Ginevra]

How come every TV or comic hillbilly family has most of its members look like they've just crawled out of the Primordial Soup with maybe six teeth between the lot of them and more shrivelled bits than you'd care to inflict upon your eyes... and yet there's always one daughter/cousin/niece who could have walked onto the cover of Playboy Swimwear with perfect teeth and beautiful skin??

[AnaKhouri]

Headline:.Ewan Macgregor has grown his Obi-wan Kenobi beard again

Me: Geez slow news day? Like there's nothing else more important going on?

Me, inside: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[El Pollo Guerrera]

In "M*A*S*H", who is the guy who makes the PA announcements? The PA is in Radar/Klinger's office, and there are times when it's Radar or Klinger that make announcements, but the 'incoming wounded' is for the most part someone else we never see.