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[Gawdzillers]

YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH DON'T YOU EVER HAVE ANY FUCKING SENSE YOU PIECE OF SHIT? I WILL KILL YOU, USE VOODOO MAGIC TO RAISE YOU FROM THE DEAD, AND THEN I WILL KILL YOU AGAIN.

My roommate just barged in on me while I was in the throes of passion...with myself. (Ahem)
No knock, no calling my name to see if I was in, or asleep, or anything. Just barges in while I'm sitting here with my dick in my hand.

[Rapscallion]

Maybe you could negotiate payment in kind?

Rapscallion

[protege]

Now there's an image I really didn't need while eating lunch...

[SengaKitty]

O.o why did I read this right after waking up? I really knew better. I really really did..... Don't feel bad. I've had my mother walk in on me >.<

[Midnight12]

hope roomie enjoyed those images cause they are burned in his her mind for good, now payup for the peep show?

[Rapscallion]

Did she at least tip well? I hope it was in notes. Coins can be awkwardly cold when there's exposed skin.

... so I'm told.

Rapscallion

[Gawdzillers]

A few of you are probably thinking, "Why didn't you lock your door?"
Well, I'll tell you why: My room used to be the house's garage, and so the door's lock is on the other side. You know, where I can't lock it.

While I'm at it, more reasons why I really really REALLY hate my roommates:

-When this same roommate has knocked on my door (like a normal person would do) before, I would say "What?". I have never said "Come in" or any variant thereof, yet she takes it upon herself to open the door anyway.
-I went to Louisville last weekend, and before I left, I had enough milk for a bowl of cereal, that I was going to enjoy upon my return. I came back to find that THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS DRANK MY FUCKING MILK. I know they drank my milk, because the "sell by" date was different from theirs. I couldn't even drink their milk in revenge, because it was 8 days past due.

I'm going to jump out the top of my head if this bullshit continues.

[ArcticChicken]

-When this same roommate has knocked on my door (like a normal person would do) before, I would say "What?". I have never said "Come in" or any variant thereof, yet she takes it upon herself to open the door anyway.

Tell her that "what?" doesn't mean come in. I know people who, when you knock on their door, "what?" means "Come in and tell me what you want."

And make them pay for your milk.

[BookstoreEscapee]

You should be able to put a lock on your door pretty cheap. Even a hook-and-eye type latch would keep them from barging in. Or turn the doorknob around.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

*sigh* I hope she's as embarrassed as you are/were. That should teach her the lesson I learned when I was ten, ask if you can open the door. (and no, I saw nothing-- my mother just took me aside and said, "sweetie, please ask if you can open the door because sometimes people aren't dressed...")
As for the food, yeah, make her pay-- and if she won't, then take her food. Or get your own fridge. Or get food she hates, but you like.
Talk about coitus interruptus (your thread title isn't complete, and refers to what was going on... )
(also, I've been interrupted while doing embarrassing things as well, so you have my sympathies.)
As to the curse I wish upon her, well...

[Amina516]

........uh, yeah.

Sorry?

I once walked in on my husband doing that.....but I guess thats different.

I vote for the hook and eye type lock as well.

[Eisa]

This reminded me of this picture:

[aniwahya]

Or to really, REALLY mess with someones head when they barge in on you while self gratifying make eye contact and leer.

I also add my vote to finding a way to lock the door, that or just start ripping off heads and placing them on poles outside your room when people invade your space.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Or to really, REALLY mess with someones head when they barge in on you while self gratifying make eye contact and leer.

"Hey there, do you like what you see?"

[FArchivist]

A few of you are probably thinking, "Why didn't you lock your door?"
Well, I'll tell you why: My room used to be the house's garage, and so the door's lock is on the other side. You know, where I can't lock it.

Is it possible to install a bolt on the door?
And if it's a lady who's your roommate, I think my response would be "So are you wanting some of this?" But that's because I'm an ass.