Would if I could...but would you?

[csquared]

In my case, when a deliveryman rang my doorbell, I would answer the door stark naked. There wouldn't be any seduction involved; I'd just act like things were completely normal, as if I was wearing clothes. I'd love to see the look on their face. And since I live in Japan, the language/cultural barrier would add a whole new level of hilarity.

Maybe I should deliver a package to you stark nekked. Then again, I saw news article about a postal worker who did that recently. Was NOT a happy ending.

Travel without any means. A couple changes of clothes and a little starter cash. Work for my room and board along they way. If I am daring, on a motorcycle, really daring, on foot.

[Antisocial_Worker]

I'd end up in a mental hospital if I did exactly what I wanted to do. Like Jester, most of the fun things I've already done, and most of what I'd do if I had no inhibitions at all would be a slew of very dark things.

[Amethyst Hunter]

I'd end up in a mental hospital if I did exactly what I wanted to do...what I'd do if I had no inhibitions at all would be a slew of very dark things.

Same here. You know the scene in Family Guy where Stewie sings about having a list of all the people in the world who piss him off?

Yeah.

[Jester]

I believe this is where the obligatory "Pics, please" comment goes.

If the mods will allow it, I will certainly post such pics. I can either post the completely unsafe for work pics or the slightly edited for modesty pics, depending on what, if anything, the mods will allow. (Mods, yes, I am quite serious. I have no shame.)

Travel without any means. A couple changes of clothes and a little starter cash. Work for my room and board along they way.

I kind of did something like this. I spent the better part of 18 months traveling the U.S. in 1998 and 1999. I was working for a chain restaurant that had a program which, if you qualified for it, allowed you to walk into any location of that chain and pick up shifts. So armed with my truck, my bike, some clothes, and some books, not to mention not much money and a whole lot of stupidity, I road-tripped all around the country. And at times things were a bit lean, like the time I rolled into San Francisco with an eighth of a tank of gas and two dollars in my wallet.

(For those interested, here is a list of the places I hit (that I remember), in no particular order: Washington, D.C.; Boston and Cape Cod; New Jersey and New York City; Lancaster, PA; Chicago; the Twin Cities; Rochester, MN; Idaho Falls, ID; Seattle; Portland, OR; San Francisco; the Wine Country in NoCal; Austin, TX; Houston; New Orleans; Jacksonville, FL; Orlando; Fort Lauderdale; Fort Myers, FL; Tampa; Nashville, TN; Clarksville, TN; Lynchburg, TN; Louisville. KY; Canton, OH (Pro Football Hall of Fame); Cooperstown, NY (Baseball Hall of Fame); St. Louis; the Grand Canyon; Peoria, IL; Connecticut; Rapid City, SD; the Battle of the Little Big Horn Battlefield; Montana; and of course, Key West!)

I'd end up in a mental hospital if I did exactly what I wanted to do. Like Jester, most of the fun things I've already done, and most of what I'd do if I had no inhibitions at all would be a slew of very dark things.

The things I would do that are dark wouldn't land me in a mental hospital; just in prison. Let's just say that there are a handful of people I'd like to permanently remove from the planet....and I don't mean by signing them up with NASA.

[Antisocial_Worker]

The things I would do that are dark wouldn't land me in a mental hospital; just in prison. Let's just say that there are a handful of people I'd like to permanently remove from the planet....and I don't mean by signing them up with NASA.

Same here, but it's just that when it comes to people I dearly dislike, I have a sense of morbid creativity that puts the Joker to shame.

[Jester]

Yes, but I'm not the Joker.

I'm the Jester. Basically.....run.

[MoonCat]

Jester, who knows...you could end up as my computer wallpaper...

Just sayin'...

That trip across the US sounds pretty cool, too.

[Solumina]

I'd cave dive. Honestly I hate the fact that I can't dive without my mind going out of control thinking of everything that could go wrong and then there is the issue of claustrophobia.

Also I'd totally become a professional dominatrix.

[Jester]

That trip across the US sounds pretty cool, too.

It was outrageously cool. Hell, I just listed where I was, not even all the things I DID. Let's put it this way--I've done some amazingly cool things (many of them well-documented in these pages), and that trip was near the top of my pretty rockin' life!

[terakhan]

In my case, when a deliveryman rang my doorbell, I would answer the door stark naked. There wouldn't be any seduction involved; I'd just act like things were completely normal, as if I was wearing clothes. I'd love to see the look on their face. And since I live in Japan, the language/cultural barrier would add a whole new level of hilarity.

I'd fly to Japan to deliver a pizza.

In all seriousness to this topic, I would sneak into the largest sports stadium in the country, and rig all the seats with whoopie cushions that inflated when the microphone was activated for the national anthem.

"...home of the brave!" <world's largest fart sound as everyone sits down>

Travel without any means. A couple changes of clothes and a little starter cash. Work for my room and board along they way. If I am daring, on a motorcycle, really daring, on foot.

Just remember, always keep a towel with you.

[MoonCat]

In all seriousness to this topic, I would sneak into the largest sports stadium in the country, and rig all the seats with whoopie cushions that inflated when the microphone was activated for the national anthem.

"...home of the brave!" <world's largest fart sound as everyone sits down>

Do it at the Super Bowl.

[Jester]

If the mods will allow it, I will certainly post such pics.

Not surprisingly, there's been zero reaction to this.

[dalesys]

If the mods will allow it, I will certainly post such pics.

Not surprisingly, there's been zero reaction to this.

You haven't seen the in the mod channel....
Along with the "You tell him, I won't" Gregorian chant.

[tropicsgoddess]

I'd tell everyone in the middle of work exactly what I thought of all of them - professionalism and politeness out the window. Everyone would get a decent ass tearing and hopefully be made to feel as small as they try to make me feel at times.

I'd probably moon a whole bunch of people at work, also.

That and if I could...be in one of those dancing buses or club with the poles in them and dance in skimpy clothes...no stripping or even a burlesque show.

[taxguykarl]

I'd tell everyone in the middle of work exactly what I thought of all of them - professionalism and politeness out the window. Everyone would get a decent ass tearing and hopefully be made to feel as small as they try to make me feel at times.

I'd probably moon a whole bunch of people at work, also.

Sounds good to me. I'd call out the scammers to their faces and maybe even physically eject a sucky EW (excuse the redundancy) or two.