My love of cooking is well known on these boards, but it's both funny and slightly embarrassing to admit some of the things I have never done as a cook.
Now, most of you know that I Don't Bake, but that's not what I'm talking about. I mean just basic kitchen things. These are not things that I've failed at, mind you, but things I've never even attempted.
For example, I have never separated an egg. For that matter, I've never boiled one either.
I've never made sushi. Sashimi platters, yes, but never sushi, as I've never made the rice for it. Once I start making the rice (something I've been vowing to do for years), I'll be unstoppable with my rolls!
I've never blackened anything. Despite my love of blackened seafood, I've never actually made anything blackened myself. Pan seared, sure, but never blackened. Which, honestly, is just pan seared with the right seasonings, but there you have it: never been done in Jester's kitchen.
I've never worked with quail eggs. But then again, I don't think I've ever seen them in the store. (We have limited shopping opportunities down here, and I did not "discover" quail eggs till I lived here. No idea if you can find them in Phoenix stores.)
I've never made lemon pepper anything. Sure, I have the seasoning in my spice tower, but only because a former roommate left it behind. Ditto with the cream of tartar. What the hell IS that, anyway?
I've never made my own barbecue sauce, though that will change soon. Ditto wings sauce. Ditto bleu cheese dressing, though I have made salad dressings before.
Odd. This just occurred to me. While I own two crock pots, I have never actually made anything in one. Kept stuff hot, sure. Actually did a slow cook thing in a crock pot? Nope.
I have never julienned anything. Then again, my knife skills aren't that great.
Adding to the above, I have never cut anything into a chiffonade. Hell, I tend to just chop, dice, or mince. I'm more about flavor than artistry, sashimi platters aside.
I have never cooked with fennel (or anise, as some call it), despite the fact that it looks really interesting. There are lots of things I haven't cooked with, but this one just keeps popping up on all the cooking shows. What am I missing out on???
I have never made meat balls. Burgers? Sure. Meat Loaf? Made my first a few weeks ago. Meat balls? Nada.
I have never cooked duck. How the fuck have I never cooked duck? I don't know. I am not fond of turkey, so not having cooked that is not surprising. But duck rocks! Wait a minute....I just realized...I've never cooked a whole bird of any type! That seems rather fowl to me!
I've never made my own pasta. Always out of a box. (hangs head in shame)
So, fellow CS cooks....what are your shameful little kitchen secrets? Inquiring minds want to know. Now if you'll excuse me, my eggs are fighting, so I have to go separate them.....
Now, most of you know that I Don't Bake, but that's not what I'm talking about. I mean just basic kitchen things. These are not things that I've failed at, mind you, but things I've never even attempted.
For example, I have never separated an egg. For that matter, I've never boiled one either.
I've never made sushi. Sashimi platters, yes, but never sushi, as I've never made the rice for it. Once I start making the rice (something I've been vowing to do for years), I'll be unstoppable with my rolls!
I've never blackened anything. Despite my love of blackened seafood, I've never actually made anything blackened myself. Pan seared, sure, but never blackened. Which, honestly, is just pan seared with the right seasonings, but there you have it: never been done in Jester's kitchen.
I've never worked with quail eggs. But then again, I don't think I've ever seen them in the store. (We have limited shopping opportunities down here, and I did not "discover" quail eggs till I lived here. No idea if you can find them in Phoenix stores.)
I've never made lemon pepper anything. Sure, I have the seasoning in my spice tower, but only because a former roommate left it behind. Ditto with the cream of tartar. What the hell IS that, anyway?
I've never made my own barbecue sauce, though that will change soon. Ditto wings sauce. Ditto bleu cheese dressing, though I have made salad dressings before.
Odd. This just occurred to me. While I own two crock pots, I have never actually made anything in one. Kept stuff hot, sure. Actually did a slow cook thing in a crock pot? Nope.
I have never julienned anything. Then again, my knife skills aren't that great.
Adding to the above, I have never cut anything into a chiffonade. Hell, I tend to just chop, dice, or mince. I'm more about flavor than artistry, sashimi platters aside.
I have never cooked with fennel (or anise, as some call it), despite the fact that it looks really interesting. There are lots of things I haven't cooked with, but this one just keeps popping up on all the cooking shows. What am I missing out on???
I have never made meat balls. Burgers? Sure. Meat Loaf? Made my first a few weeks ago. Meat balls? Nada.
I have never cooked duck. How the fuck have I never cooked duck? I don't know. I am not fond of turkey, so not having cooked that is not surprising. But duck rocks! Wait a minute....I just realized...I've never cooked a whole bird of any type! That seems rather fowl to me!
I've never made my own pasta. Always out of a box. (hangs head in shame)
So, fellow CS cooks....what are your shameful little kitchen secrets? Inquiring minds want to know. Now if you'll excuse me, my eggs are fighting, so I have to go separate them.....
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