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Darn! You beat me to it.Quoth taxguykarl View PostThis llama definately wasn't named Karl.
At least the llama didn't stab the SC 37 times in the chest.
I was going to suggest we clone Karl for our llamas. Karl knows the cure for stupid.
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There's a llama/alpaca farm around somewhere between Stirling, Aldgate and Handhorf. (catch the 864 bus sometime, that's the route I'm thinking of)Quoth Nyoibo View PostI own 6 llamas, I believe I can implement this idea.
llama llamaQuoth BrightEyedKitty View Posthere's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

cheesecake llama
llama
brick
potato
llama
llama
llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck.
I was once a treehouse,
I lived in a cake,
But I never saw the way,
The orange slayed the rank.
I was once three years dead,
But it told a tale.
And now listen, little child
To the safety rail.
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duckThe best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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My nextdoor neighbours have, or at least had, one of the largest heards of llamas and alpacas in the state. Where do you think my 6 came fromQuoth fireheart View PostThere's a llama/alpaca farm around somewhere between Stirling, Aldgate and Handhorf. (catch the 864 bus sometime, that's the route I'm thinking of)
If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate
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We could also branch out...service llamas, guard llamas, miniature lap llamas, cuddle llamas...
"And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
"Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
Amayis is my wifey
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That little farm between Stirling, Aldgate and Handhorf?Quoth Nyoibo View PostMy nextdoor neighbours have, or at least had, one of the largest heards of llamas and alpacas in the state. Where do you think my 6 came from
Unless Murray Bridge somehow turned itself into Aldgate
The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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this is an awesome idea! And llamas are cheap to pay!
(and I can't believe you found dancing llamas...
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"Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
"...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."
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