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  • #16
    You win, sir. So much.
    You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem! --From Patch Adams

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    • #17
      Quoth taxguykarl View Post
      This llama definately wasn't named Karl.
      At least the llama didn't stab the SC 37 times in the chest.
      Darn! You beat me to it.

      I was going to suggest we clone Karl for our llamas. Karl knows the cure for stupid.
      Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
      Save the Ales!
      Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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      • #18
        Quoth Nyoibo View Post
        I own 6 llamas, I believe I can implement this idea.
        There's a llama/alpaca farm around somewhere between Stirling, Aldgate and Handhorf. (catch the 864 bus sometime, that's the route I'm thinking of)

        Quoth BrightEyedKitty View Post
        here's a llama
        there's a llama
        and another little llama
        fuzzy llama
        funny llama
        llama llama
        duck

        llama llama
        cheesecake llama
        llama
        brick
        potato
        llama
        llama
        llama
        mushroom
        llama
        llama llama
        duck.

        I was once a treehouse,
        I lived in a cake,
        But I never saw the way,
        The orange slayed the rank.
        I was once three years dead,
        But it told a tale.
        And now listen, little child
        To the safety rail.

        did you ever see a llama
        kiss a llama
        on the llama
        llama's llama
        tastes of llama
        llama llama
        duck

        half a llama
        twice the llama
        not a llama
        farmer
        llama
        llama in a car
        alarm a llama
        llama
        duck

        is THIS how it's told now?
        is it all so old?
        is it made of lemon juice?
        doorknob
        ankle
        cold
        now my song is getting thin
        i've run out of luck
        time for me to retire now
        and become a duck
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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        • #19
          Quoth fireheart View Post
          There's a llama/alpaca farm around somewhere between Stirling, Aldgate and Handhorf. (catch the 864 bus sometime, that's the route I'm thinking of)
          My nextdoor neighbours have, or at least had, one of the largest heards of llamas and alpacas in the state. Where do you think my 6 came from
          If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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          • #20
            We could also branch out...service llamas, guard llamas, miniature lap llamas, cuddle llamas...
            "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
            "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
            Amayis is my wifey

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            • #21
              Quoth Nyoibo View Post
              My nextdoor neighbours have, or at least had, one of the largest heards of llamas and alpacas in the state. Where do you think my 6 came from
              That little farm between Stirling, Aldgate and Handhorf?

              Unless Murray Bridge somehow turned itself into Aldgate
              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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              • #22
                this is an awesome idea! And llamas are cheap to pay!
                (and I can't believe you found dancing llamas... )
                "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
                "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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