I Think I Can Claim I Married A Husband-Beater Now?

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Man. I am a restless sleeper. The bf is not. He is a very light sleeper, in fact. ... I think we're currently plan on sleeping in separate beds. My bed escapades are legendary.
OUT OF THE GUTTER! I've woken up in interesting positions, is what I mean.

[dalesys]

I've woken up in interesting positions, is what I mean.

Back in the gutter...

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Okay, example-time: twin-sized bed, right? I was thirteen, about 5'5, right?
... I woke up perpendicular to the head of the bed. I straightened in the morning and fell off, nearly on my head. I wrenched my wrist!

[Kanalah]

Hubby's poked me in the eye with his his thumb while asleep.

I used to think it was odd that i would wake up on the weekends and be alone, apparently if he tries to wake me up I curse a blue streak. I never remember any of it.

[Kaylyn]

Hubby punched me in the nose once on accident. We keep separate blankets because otherwise we fight over them. He was fussing with his, pulling on it as I sat up, and his hand snapped back and he basically backhanded me right on the tip of the nose.

[Sonoma]

I rolled over and punched a BF square in the face once. I didn't remember a damned thing.

My Dad did the same thing to my Mom one night years ago. No clue what he was dreaming that night, but it was sure a good smack.

[SongsOfDragons]

Me and my housemate were having to share a double at a hotel for this year's Student Nationals...

Me: *flails and hand lands on her cheek*
Em: -My name-?
Me: ...What?
Em: Your hand's in my face...
Me: Oh, sorry... *retrieves it*

I then proceeded to continue flailing all weekend...Em didn't bother waking me up and just moved my arm herself instead. At least another eight times.

[Blue Ginger]

Okay, example-time: twin-sized bed, right? I was thirteen, about 5'5, right?
... I woke up perpendicular to the head of the bed. I straightened in the morning and fell off, nearly on my head. I wrenched my wrist!

I have a cousin that would wake up upside down in his single bed. Was nothing unusual to find his feet on the pillow in the morning. He still does it every now and then and the poor guy is 23.

I use to hurt myself in my sleep. I have woken up with huge scratches on my arms and legs. Once I managed to claw up my own back. Still not sure how I did that. I have also given myself a black eye. I've gotten bruised knuckles and teeth marks on my hands. Apparently I used to argue with myself in my sleep. My poor sister used to stick her head over the top bunk and literally tell me to 'shut the fuck up'.

[Mytical]

I toss and turn a lot, and am a big guy..so I sort of feel sorry for anybody who would share a bed with me. They are likely to look like somebody who has just went 5 rounds with a pro boxer.