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It's that time again--F*ck you Mother Nature!
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Parking lots and driveways were glare ice today, but all in all, the roads recovered well from our less than an inch (but just 50 miles north, they got 4 to 6 inches) accumulation. What made it bad was the rain/freezing rain beforehand.
I'm hearing 50 degrees Thurs/Fri?
FUCK YES!You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth
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Today, rather than drive into work, I think I'll ride my bicycle.
In shorts and a t-shirt. Since, ya know, the forecast is for 82 and partly cloudy.
Yes, I know you all hate me for comments like these. And I'm perfectly fine with that.
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Quoth Jester View PostYes, I know you all hate me for comments like these. And I'm perfectly fine with that."I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"
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I've been wearing maxi dresses and flip-flops (was about to call them thongs, then realised that it's a whole 'nother term over there) for about the past week.
Don't worry Jester, I love you.The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth fireheart View PostI've been wearing maxi dresses and flip-flops (was about to call them thongs, then realised that it's a whole 'nother term over there) for about the past week."I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"
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Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View PostYou know, I seem to remember back in the Dark Ages when I was a kid in New Jersey (aka the 70s...lol) that the footwear in question was sometimes called Thongs instead of Flip-Flops...but I think that was before we were introduced to the strangely popular wedgie-on-purpose undergarments we know as Thongs today.
We call them thongs down here....seems weird to call them flip-flops.
I've been using the flip-flop and maxi combo whenever I go to the pool because it's an easy coverup for afterwards.The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth Jester View PostYes, I know you all hate me for comments like these. And I'm perfectly fine with that.I AM the evil bastard!
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Quoth Jester View Post
Hi there! Greetings from the tropics! Gorgeous day here today, nice breeze blowing, a bit cooler, about 78-82 degrees or so, if I had to guess.
Yeah, I'm a bastard. And your point being?
One thing about living down here is that the weather, while it does indeed sometimes suck, it more often rocks.
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Mother Nature seems to have left the water running out in our neck of the woods. Sounded like someone had turned on a fire hose on our house this morning. Up towards the border they were getting gusts of 60 to 70mph. And that was just storm number 1. Number 2 is lining up to hit us this afternoon.
And the mountains are getting slammed with snow.
This should be fun.Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children.
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Quoth lordlundar View PostYou know, it's stuff like this that makes me wish I had connections with the local CFB and arrange for a C-130 airdrop right on Jester's head.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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And almost all of the snow has melted. It was in the 50s today and will be again tomorrow.
And I've spent most of my day at work today, and will again tomorrow so I can't enjoy it (or spend Thanksgiving with my family)."Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.
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