So I was reading through the archives of a particular member, and one of the thread titles triggered something in my head that it hadn't the first time I read it. So for the last 12 hours or so, I have been writing parodies. Not Christmas parodies like I did before. Not even really Sucky Customer parodies (1 of them is). Nope.
I have been writing CS parodies.
I have taken the profession or screen name, found a semi appropriate song to go with it. My brain just went there, and I couldn't stop it.
The problem is that A.) I don't know that the members (2 so far, no telling how many more in the future) will appreciate them and B.) I don't want to upset anyone that doesn't get the treatment.
Now, I will post the SC parody here now, but the 2 CS parodies I am still not sure about. I think I will PM the members, and ask if they want to read them, and then if they mind if I post them.
I want to be clear, I don't want to embarrass anyone, and there is nothing inappropriate or negative about the members in question in the song. I just remember that I didn't particularly like it when I had a teacher make up a song using my REAL name, and then callously disregard my displeasure.
(Tune of "Modern Major General")
Horrid Individual
I am the very model of a horrid Individual,
My goal: to make any situation be Unbearable
I know the ownership of every business that I enter in
(Not Really, it's the only way that I can show my importance)
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
That 2 + 2 does equal five is well established factual
In grammar and in spelling my proficiency is the very best
(My teachers always got it wrong when grading my English tests)
I whistle very sweetly for the stock boy to come load my cart
And when ignored I have no problem using the racial card
In short, in matters from mundane to the most critical
I am the very model of a horrid individual
SC
PS: I honestly hope that this is merely my creativity leaking out due to the writer's block I am currently experiencing in regard's to my other writing.
I have been writing CS parodies.
I have taken the profession or screen name, found a semi appropriate song to go with it. My brain just went there, and I couldn't stop it.
The problem is that A.) I don't know that the members (2 so far, no telling how many more in the future) will appreciate them and B.) I don't want to upset anyone that doesn't get the treatment.
Now, I will post the SC parody here now, but the 2 CS parodies I am still not sure about. I think I will PM the members, and ask if they want to read them, and then if they mind if I post them.
I want to be clear, I don't want to embarrass anyone, and there is nothing inappropriate or negative about the members in question in the song. I just remember that I didn't particularly like it when I had a teacher make up a song using my REAL name, and then callously disregard my displeasure.
(Tune of "Modern Major General")
Horrid Individual
I am the very model of a horrid Individual,
My goal: to make any situation be Unbearable
I know the ownership of every business that I enter in
(Not Really, it's the only way that I can show my importance)
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
That 2 + 2 does equal five is well established factual
In grammar and in spelling my proficiency is the very best
(My teachers always got it wrong when grading my English tests)
I whistle very sweetly for the stock boy to come load my cart
And when ignored I have no problem using the racial card
In short, in matters from mundane to the most critical
I am the very model of a horrid individual
SC
PS: I honestly hope that this is merely my creativity leaking out due to the writer's block I am currently experiencing in regard's to my other writing.
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