The crazy is taking over!

[Jester]

Oh, I know, but as you alluded to in the intro, when it comes to me, swearing is rather prevalent. Or as I like to call it, "colorful language."

[Jester]

Just read over the lyrics with the song playing, and it's hilarious! And yes, I do know this song, though I didn't recognize the title when I first saw it. But I don't know this song well enough to have heard the tune in my head without having it playing on youtube!

Well done, sir!

[BroSCFischer]

Just got Argabarga's permission:

**NOTE**: The last 2 parts are from the customer's POV. **

(Tune of Pretty Woman)

Argabarga, driving down the street
Argabarga, sees cars parked illegally
Argabarga
You hook the car up, prepare to leave
Then the owner comes out, begging
"Mercy"

Argabarga, won't you pardon me
Argabarga, I couldn't help it, see
Argabarga
The spot was vacant, and I just need
Another hour before I leave
Wow

Argabarga, stop a while
Argabarga, talk a while
Argabarga, don't take my car from me
Argabarga, yeah yeah yeah
Argabarga, don't drive away
Argabarga, I'll pay your dumb drop fee
'Cause I need it, to get to work
Here's sixty-five, you stupid jerk

SC

[BroSCFischer]

Revenge of the Mad Parodist

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You may have thought that the Parodies were finished.

But I was just waiting for inspiration.

When I found the match for Irving Patrick Freleigh, I worked it out, and received his permission.

On The Verge
Parody of "On the Verge" by Collin Raye

Well they shouldn't have hired that fool,
You got carried away by the odor he left behind
And he shouldn't have made that mess
When he left it for me, sent my head spinning
And killed my mind

My heart began to tell my body and my soul
That it had gotten in the mood to lose control

Oh no, when did my scanner become a long bow
And how do I know how to notch an arrow
I'm about to give into this urge
It's my lone chance, with my target sighted
One more long glance, don't think that I can fight it
I got no chance, if I'm not insane, I'm on the verge


Note: The events in the chorus are purely in his head, since he is (going) crazy.
Note Part II: Based on Numbnuts

SC

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Isn't he great folks?

[fireheart]

Hmmm....more merchandise for the CS.com forum methinks

[XCashier]

But I have been known to do some parody song lyrics in here from time to time (i.e., constantly), and I have to admit, I would absolutely love to see what parody you would do for me.

I've done a few myself. I wouldn't mind seeing a parody for me.

[BroSCFischer]

I wouldn't mind seeing a parody for me.

As I told Jester, it takes just the right mix of song, Screen Name and/or Posting History, and crazy.

And fireheart, though Raps is under no obligation to do so, I would appreciate some royalties from this merchandising you talk about.

SC

PS: I know CS.com is not for profit, I am JOKING.

[BroSCFischer]

Well, it's been a little while since I came up with one, but Mytical's "Theme Song" thread reinvigorated the creative juices, and I've got some new ones in the works. One has been completed, and I'm just waiting on their permission to post it.

Stay tuned

SC

[Mytical]

Well, it's been a little while since I came up with one, but Mytical's "Theme Song" thread reinvigorated the creative juices, and I've got some new ones in the works. One has been completed, and I'm just waiting on their permission to post it.

Stay tuned

SC

To quote Shultz (spelling?) I KNOW NOTHINK!!!

[BroSCFischer]

Here we go again.

XCashier just gave me permission, so here it is

Rude
Parody of Smooth by Santana (w/Rob Thomas)


I have a tough one
Cut seven inches from the patterned felt
When I hear her shouting and the tone scares everyone
"You cut the wrong bolt,
You are so stupid
Can't even do what your paid for
You're the reason that no one
respects retail drones, yeah

Bridge
And I think that this job don't pay enough
I won't give my worth to lift you up
I won't change my life to better suit your mood
'Cause you're so rude

Chorus
And I'd just like tell you shut up you fool
And I won't take all the attitude that I get from you
You are the kind of woman that can be so rude, yeah
Pay for your stuff, make a sale
Or else forget about it

ENJOY!

SC

[XCashier]

W00T! I got a song! And by one of my favorite bands, no less!

Yeah, sounds like some of my customers. Of course I cut the wrong bolt, it's the bolt they handed to me!

[BroSCFischer]

W00T! I got a song! And by one of my favorite bands, no less!

Glad you like it.

Of course I cut the wrong bolt, it's the bolt they handed to me!

That's what I was going for.

SC

[BroSCFischer]

Just got Racket_Man's permission.

Racket Man
Parody of Rocket Man by Elton John (or William Shatner, whichever )

Took an order last night, pizza
At quarter of nine p.m.
And I'm gonna be on my way there by ten
I drive around so much, I know my way
And find it's the wrong place
Its such a thankless plight

I don't think it's gonna be a long, long time
‘til I get back to work again to find
They complained I didn't deliver at all
Oh no, no, no, But I'm Racket Man
Racket Man, burning out from all these dumb people

I don't think it's gonna be a long, long time
‘til I get back to work again to find
They complained I didn't deliver at all
Oh no, no, no, But I'm Racket Man
Racket Man, burning out from all these dumb people

ENJOY!

SC

[Racket_Man]

I LOVE IT !!!!!!!