T shirt slogans you'd like to see...

[Sunshine]

A pocket t with the acronym dilligaf above the pocket like a nametag. I have one that says C.S.I. cant stand idiots.

[crazylegs]

"Hello IT have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"No I will not fix your computer for free"

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http://www.shotdeadinthehead.co.uk/p....aspx?pid=1275

http://www.shotdeadinthehead.co.uk/p....aspx?pid=4130

These are the closest I could find...

[XCashier]

I would love to find a T-shirt with my sig line...

[Rodimal]

The t-shirt would have an image of a half open door with various sets of eyes looking through said door on the front with the words 'There's MONSTERS out there!!!'
Then on the back; an image of all the classic pulp movie monsters (Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein, so on) standing behind the half open door of the closet, scared, looking out with the words 'That's why We're in here!!!'

[dawnfire]

here's one my hubby has

"i'm a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep up"

and a local variation

"i'm with the CFA*, if you see me running try to keep up

*the CFA (country fire authority) are the country fire fighters who handle all fires outside the cities (including bushires) and are mostly volunteers.

[Sunshine]

Thats awesome!

[Sarlon]

slight twist, looking for more fanstasy style ones now.

[JoitheArtist]

Being proudly of Scandinavian heritage, I have always wanted an in-your-face shirt to wear on St. Patrick's day. I have two options:

graphic of Viking helmet, with text: "My ancestors are the reason you have blond hair."

OR

graphic of Viking helmet: "My ancestors pillaged your ancestors' village."


Yes, I am a TERRIBLE person.

[AccountingDrone]

"Whatever doesn't kill me ... had better start running."

(stolen from FB )

Being proudly of Scandinavian heritage, I have always wanted an in-your-face shirt to wear on St. Patrick's day. I have two options:

graphic of Viking helmet, with text: "My ancestors are the reason you have blond hair."

OR

graphic of Viking helmet: "My ancestors pillaged your ancestors' village."
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I like all of these =)

I did have one way back in college that we made in graphic arts class on silk screening "I'm the one your mother warned you about." and a second one that my work partner made at the same time "Go reproduce yourself"

[Der Cute]

The phrase here "You got a ticket on the Merry-Go-Fuck-Yourself!" would be for me. Or "My cat is smarter than your Honor Student"

[fireheart]

One I spotted on FB: "FUS-RO-NOM!" (yes, you Skyrim folks will get the gist )

And Irv's quote on here: Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil (I actually made a t-shirt up with that slogan on Zazzle.com.au and I still have it.)

[PepperElf]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep it at least PG-13

Most of the ones I like the best are actually already made (rangerup does some good ones) but.. you know there is the slogan my bf and I made up for Derby.

He took a yellow "THIS IS SPARTA!" caution picture and put circles on the feet as if they were quad skates and changed it to "THIS IS DERBY!"

[Jester]

One I actually saw today, and on a t-shirt even.

I'm probably lying.

The very first beer festival I went to, we saw a lot of funny beer t-shirts, but the funniest shirt I saw was that exact one, which of course had nothing to do with beer. It was just hilarious. I made a point of going up to the guy wearing it and telling him so, too.

graphic of Viking helmet, with text: "My ancestors are the reason you have blond hair."

OR

graphic of Viking helmet: "My ancestors pillaged your ancestors' village."

Oh, those are both freakin' hilarious!

Or "My cat is smarter than your Honor Student"

Back when so many people had those smug bumper stickers that read "My child is an honor student at Generic High School," my stepfather got one that read "My child beat up your honor student." And that, folks, is why my stepfather is awesome.

[Pixilated]

One I actually saw today, and on a t-shirt even.

I'm probably lying.

I'm thinking I soooo need to get that one to wear to work. I'm in retail for non-essential goods, and yes, I freely admit that at least 60% of everything I say to a customer is bullshit.

Just joined the non-essential retail world myself -- $700 tea set, anyone? -- and I love that! Although it would be the shortest job I ever had if ever I wore it to work.

Being proudly of Scandinavian heritage, I have always wanted an in-your-face shirt to wear on St. Patrick's day. I have two options:

graphic of Viking helmet, with text: "My ancestors are the reason you have blond hair."

OR

graphic of Viking helmet: "My ancestors pillaged your ancestors' village."


Yes, I am a TERRIBLE person.

NOOOO, you're not! I'm not Scandinavian but I love both of those!

No further sayings ATM; just putting in my 2 Knuts.

[dendawg]

My sister once bought me a shirt that said "Cincinnati: It's a friendly place, you asshole!"