T shirt slogans you'd like to see...

[Sarlon]

stuff that you'd LOVE to see printed on a tshirt but can't find anywhere...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep it at least PG-13

[Dave1982]

"Yes, I have an iPad.....no, you can't ask me questions about it."

Seriously, it gets old very fast when people think that just because you own an Apple product that makes you an Apple Ambassador.

[gremcint]

"No this isn't an ipad, my tablet works for a living."

"warning may contain nuts"

[Pixilated]

"Whatever doesn't kill me ... had better start running."

(stolen from FB )

[Bionic Hobbit]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stranger"

[chrislb]

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum.

One of my favorite movie quotes of all time. Probably misquoted it though

[Andara Bledin]

The line goes the other way:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

I love that movie.

^-.-^

[Kittish]

One I actually saw today, and on a t-shirt even.

I'm probably lying.

I'm thinking I soooo need to get that one to wear to work. I'm in retail for non-essential goods, and yes, I freely admit that at least 60% of everything I say to a customer is bullshit.

[Mike Taylor]

"If your political views can fit on a T-shirt, they probably aren't worth sharing."

[MoonCat]

Ahem.

"HANG UP AND SHOP"

[Sarlon]

Ahem.

"HANG UP AND SHOP"

Funny that....I got THANKED because I was on the phone and let someone go ahead of me until I could finish the conversation. Then hung up, and THEN put my order on the counter to be rung through.

[fireheart]

One that's down here, but I don't know if you guys have it overseas (also PG-13, but pushing it):

"psst....my eyes are up here" (with arrows pointing up)

"Hello IT have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"No I will not fix your computer for free"

"I'm a teacher-not your mother"

"Hands off the boobs/bump" (I've seen this one on some maternity t-shirts, but the former one refers to me....curse my E-Cups!)

There is one which isn't exactly PG-13, but made me lol. basically it was a series of roadsigns, which ended with the baby on board sign. The idea was that it was meant to tell a story of a man who wound up getting drunk, having sex with a woman, then ended up having a baby.

[Racket_Man]

I used to have this in my Siggy (stolen frtom my first college roomate 35 years ago).

"bitch BItch BITCH. Don't be difficult. Try a little harder and be impossible"

[auntiem]

"They don't talk"

[Jay 2K Winger]

I kind of want to make one that says:

SHUT UP
No one cares about your opinion.