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  • #16
    Quoth TOLady View Post
    And Ford - don`t forget Rob Ford...
    Hey! Don't blame Canada for "The Dirty Little Coward Who Shot Mr. Howard". Jesse James' killer was a Yank, through-and-through.
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    • #17
      Quoth MoonCat View Post
      Genesee County, NY...
      "Where the men are men, the women are ladies, the sheep are nervous, the antelope are damn fast, and the cattle are contented."

      "Horses? Only a prevert loves his girlfriend more than his horse!"
      Last edited by dalesys; 03-19-2014, 03:31 PM.
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #18
        Quoth MoonCat View Post
        Genesee County, NY..."Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous..."
        Howdy, neighbor. Grew up in Genesee Country, live in Orleans now.

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        • #19
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          ... *some* of the sheep aren't dangerous ...
          [/TP]
          Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
          ...most of them prove to be very affectionate and loving partners
          Ummmm wrong country....New Zealand is thataway >.>
          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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          • #20
            Quoth fireheart View Post
            Ummmm wrong country....New Zealand is thataway >.>
            We're going to 'roo those claims, aren't we?
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #21
              Quoth prjkt View Post
              I'm kind of ashamed at what my country's remembered for...
              There are worse things to be remembered for.

              Like Yahoo Serious.
              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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              • #22
                Quoth slipknotpsycho View Post
                is it weird that i actually like Gordon Lightfoot? LOL
                If you're weird, then so am I. Great voice, shame about a couple of the songs he's chosen to record, though.
                "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

                "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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                • #23
                  Quoth XCashier View Post
                  There are worse things to be remembered for.

                  Like Yahoo Serious.
                  Wha?

                  And re the Aussie vs. New Zealand issue, there is a new season of The Amazing Race Australia that plans on addressing this. How? By taking 5 Aussie teams and 5 Kiwi teams and pitting them against each other (And for some bizarre reason, one of the teams has the race flag on her pants)
                  The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                  Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                  • #24
                    Quoth fireheart View Post
                    Wha?
                    This guy.

                    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                    A page we can all agree with!

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                    • #25
                      Wyoming. Where the men are men, the women are scarce and the sheep are scared.
                      Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.

                      I'm a case study.

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Cia View Post
                        ... the sheep are scared...
                        the antelope are too damned fast and the cattle are loving lowing.

                        Daaa-ddy! Beware of curly headed blond kids named Sue.
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth XCashier View Post
                          Oh good lord

                          At least Rove is actually a GOOD thing to come out of Australia....but paired with Yahoo....oh boy.

                          Rove was a nighttime TV talk show host. He had this segment I used to love which was called $20 in 20 seconds where Rove would ask a bunch of questions to the guest he was interviewing. The last question was ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS...."Who would you turn gay for?" (if the person in question was openly gay it would be "Who would you turn straight for?")
                          The only exception I've seen to this was when he had Elmo on the show. Yes, Elmo. This was hilarious
                          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                          • #28
                            Quoth fireheart View Post
                            The last question was ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS...."Who would you turn gay for?" (if the person in question was openly gay it would be "Who would you turn straight for?")
                            Did he ever get any "interesting" answers, in the vein of "If that person were the only surviving member of the opposite sex, I'd turn gay"?
                            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              Sure, forget about Anne Murray and the guy behind that rockin' party tune "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," Gordon Lightfoot.
                              Bryan Adams. Never forget.

                              That said, the US has had its share of embarrassments, so, you know...

                              At least we didn't invent Morris Dancing. *glares at England*
                              "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
                              "What IS fun to fight through?"
                              "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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                              • #30
                                Quoth KhirasHY View Post
                                At least we didn't invent Morris Dancing. *glares at England*
                                At least we didn't invent country dancing or line dancing *glares right back*
                                "It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant

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