Bill Hicks had a great bit about that.
"Just don't buy the ones that say lung cancer. What's that one? Low birth weight and yellow teeth? Shit - I found my brand!"
"Just don't buy the ones that say lung cancer. What's that one? Low birth weight and yellow teeth? Shit - I found my brand!"




I have to remind my coworkers if they want to go outside my back door and smoke, please turn the fan on over the door so we can try to keep most of it outside.
I AM the evil bastard!
It's a serious addiction. My own mother would complain about being unable to buy something or pay a bill, but she ALWAYS, and I mean always, had money for cigs.
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