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  • Is it real? (pic)

    OK, for those of you who don't know what our main stairway looks like, here's a pic (kinda old, we've sense replaced the mirror and the sofas and the coffee table and the wall sconces in the dining room... I'm sure I'll be editing this later as I notice more )



    now, I could understand if people were asking me questions like "is that real OAK" or "is that real IRON" (as compared to some cheap substitute stained/painted to look like Oak and Iron)

    Want to guess what questions I have people ask?
    - "Is that real wood?" (no, it's plastic, you idiot)
    - "Is that real metal" (this time it's really ice, don't mind that we try to keep the lobby between 68 and 72 degrees, morons)

    gah, how do you answer questions like that while still making it sound like you think the person asking is a complete moron?
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

  • #2
    It's pretty and people are stupid.

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    • #3
      Are those REAL marble countertops?

      SC
      "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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      • #4
        are those REAL Picasos on the walls?

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        • #5
          No sir/madam, they are the compressed brains of previous patrons who asked that question. Now, if you'd be so kind as to sit still while I start this small circular saw...
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #6
            my arm hurts: which is a step below my brain hurting.
            When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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            • #7
              Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
              Are those REAL marble countertops?

              SC
              actually, yes they are

              Quoth nomorecarts View Post
              are those REAL Picasos on the walls?
              no they aren't

              Quoth crazylegs View Post
              No sir/madam, they are the compressed brains of previous patrons who asked that question. Now, if you'd be so kind as to sit still while I start this small circular saw...
              I like how you think
              If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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              • #8
                Are there real ghosts here?
                Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                I wish porn had subtitles.

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                • #9
                  I know exactly what you mean...

                  At least once per shift at the pizza shop, I have a customer ask, "Do you hand toss all of your dough?"

                  That, in and of itself, is not necessarily a stupid question. What makes it stupid is that our kitchen is an open kitchen (literally EVERY customer in the place can see the ENTIRE kitchen)...and, we are constantly tossing doughs high in the air, all day long.

                  Bonus points for the lady who asked me last night, as I was in the process of tossing out a large pizza dough. I had to bite my tongue to keep from replying, "No, just this one."
                  "She didn't observe the cardinal rule: Don't F**K with people who handle your food"
                  -Ryan Reynolds in 'Waiting'

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                  • #10
                    Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                    Are there real ghosts here?
                    I think so
                    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                    • #11
                      Is that the real Customers Suck on the laptop?
                      That is so full of suck Dyson doesn't know how they did it - shankyknitter

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                      • #12
                        Is that a real guy on that couch?
                        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                        • #13
                          "Are those cookies made from real Girl Scouts?"
                          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Sonoma View Post
                            Is that the real Customers Suck on the laptop?
                            why yes it is

                            Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                            Is that a real guy on that couch?
                            no, he's a guest, so I don't think I can call him real

                            Quoth XCashier View Post
                            "Are those cookies made from real Girl Scouts?"
                            nope, baked by the really awesome shuttle driver... Girl Scout cookies suck in comparison
                            If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                            • #15
                              Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                              Is that a real guy on that couch?

                              Damn you Retail, you stole my question.

                              BTW,

                              IS that a real picture, or is it photoshopped?
                              Under The Moon Paranormal Research
                              San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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