OK, for those of you who don't know what our main stairway looks like, here's a pic (kinda old, we've sense replaced the mirror and the sofas and the coffee table and the wall sconces in the dining room... I'm sure I'll be editing this later as I notice more
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now, I could understand if people were asking me questions like "is that real OAK" or "is that real IRON" (as compared to some cheap substitute stained/painted to look like Oak and Iron)
Want to guess what questions I have people ask?
- "Is that real wood?" (no, it's plastic, you idiot)
- "Is that real metal" (this time it's really ice, don't mind that we try to keep the lobby between 68 and 72 degrees, morons)
gah, how do you answer questions like that while still making it sound like you think the person asking is a complete moron?
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now, I could understand if people were asking me questions like "is that real OAK" or "is that real IRON" (as compared to some cheap substitute stained/painted to look like Oak and Iron)
Want to guess what questions I have people ask?
- "Is that real wood?" (no, it's plastic, you idiot)
- "Is that real metal" (this time it's really ice, don't mind that we try to keep the lobby between 68 and 72 degrees, morons)
gah, how do you answer questions like that while still making it sound like you think the person asking is a complete moron?



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