It doesnt get much dumber than this folks.

[RetailKate]

I once managed to burn my eyelid with a curling iron! It was when I still had bangs and was trying to curl them under. But somehow hit my eye with the iron instead. it hurt like hell for about 2 seconds, then felt really REALLY weird for the next week.
Also that eyelid has always been slightly puffier than the other ever since that.