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    Old guy (OG) calls, and I suppose he's on speaker ph. because at times I don't hear him, because he moves his head away from the speaker.

    OG: I need some books, by Harvey Sachs. First book is Memoirs with Sir George Solti, s-o-l-t-i. Second book is Reflections on Tuscanini. Third book is Sir George Solti Memoirs, s-o-l-t-i.
    *sigh* So I could have just looked by author to pick the likely books, but I went over with him the tilte of the books, and he kept on getting them wrong. like:
    me: Ok, is the first book Memoirs with Sir George? or Sir George Solti Memoirs
    OG: It's Tuscanini.

    I go get the books.
    OG: Let's make sure we're on the right page. What are the titles.
    Me: Well, you don't know the titles so I don't know how that will help, but they are Reflections on Tuscanini and Memoirs.
    OG: That sounds good to me. Please place them on hold.

    Next person is a woman (w).
    W: I need the corporate address of Brookshire Hathaway.
    Me: Ok, can you spell "hathaway" for me?
    W: Yes, Hathaway.
    So I try to find it and no luck. I"m using a database called Reference USA, and it gives an option of "try harder" if it finds nothing the first time. It found nothing, but came up with Berkshire Hathaway.
    Me: Ma'm is it Brookshire (I spell it)?
    w: yes.
    Me: I can't find it spelled that way. I found a berkshire.
    w: Berkshire?
    me: yes, B-e-r-k-s-h-i-r-e
    w: That's what I have. Can you give me the address?
    me:
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    Toscanini. T-o-s-c-a-n-i-n-i.
    "Wouldn't that be unethical?"
    "That's only an issue for those who aren't already in Hell."
    --Dilbert

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    • #3
      TOTALLY off topic and sorry about it, but I have to say... In Finland we have some very funny surnames. At least funny to spell in English A person was in a managerial position in a company and had to make a few phone calls abroad. Well, he represented himself as "mr. Ruokokoski" as it was his name. The person on phone asked him to spell it and he started: "R-U-O-K-O-K-" when the other person interrupted "I'm ok, but how do you spell your name?!?" And it was repeated at least three or four times before the other person realised it really was his name that he was spelling and not him asking if the other person was ok.

      And now, back to your regularly scheduled thread. Sorry for the interruption.
      A man can be stupid and not know it, but not if he is married.

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      • #4
        That's what IPA is for... Romeo Uniform Oscar Kilo, etc.

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        • #5
          Quoth Chromatix View Post
          That's what IPA is for... Romeo Uniform Oscar Kilo, etc.
          Annnnnd....Whisky Tango Foxtrot!
          It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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          • #6
            Chromatix, we've got our own phonetic alphabet as well. That would be "Risto Urho Otto Kalle Otto Kalle Otto Sakari Kalle Iivari".

            I've never learned the International version but I know the Finnish version very well. I wonder why...
            A man can be stupid and not know it, but not if he is married.

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            • #7
              Finnish doesn't even *need* it's own phonetic alphabet. The normal one works pretty well, and nobody outside the country understands the Finnish phonetics.

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              • #8
                To say nothing of Leicester and Leicestershire.

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                • #9
                  And don't forget Worcester and Worcestershire! Paula Deen on the Food Network can't pronounce correctly to save her life. Of course, she also turns "oil" into a 5 syllable word!
                  It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth freaktard View Post
                    Toscanini. T-o-s-c-a-n-i-n-i.

                    ah. Though the "spelling" title just refers to the fact that I spelled "Brookshire" and she says it's correct, then I tell her I can't find "Brookshire" I found "Berkshire" and I spell that word to her and then she says "that's what I have." So thanks for not listening to the 2 words I spelled, lady.

                    There's a street here in Houston named "Kuykendahl" and no one knows how to pronounce it without an "r" in the first syllable.
                    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                    I wish porn had subtitles.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                      There's a street here in Houston named "Kuykendahl" and no one knows how to pronounce it without an "r" in the first syllable.
                      I remember a guy in high school that had the last name, "Kuykendahl", but they did pronounce it with the "r" in the first syllable.
                      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Pagan View Post
                        "Kuykendahl", but they did pronounce it with the "r" in the first syllable.
                        *blink, blink, looks closer* What 'r' in the first syllable?
                        "I call murder on that!"

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Juwl View Post
                          *blink, blink, looks closer* What 'r' in the first syllable?
                          Yeah, I know there's no "r" there, but that's how it sounded. Phonetically it sounded like "Kirkendal". *shrugs*
                          It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                          • #14
                            A long time ago, I knew a person with the last name of Darilek, that pronounced it DARzhilek, and a Wehmann, pronounced WICEman.

                            I can understand Oestreich pronounced as AYstrike, but those first two?
                            Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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                            • #15
                              A week ago I get a phone call "I need the county clerk of Suffix, NY". It sounded like "Suffix" but when I couldn't find it and asked her to spell it, she spelled it "Suffolk". Or maybe it was the other way around?
                              Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                              Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                              I wish porn had subtitles.

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