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  • Somewhere in Denver, a Geography minor dies inside

    This guy wasn't sucky, but it made me cry inside.

    A guy brings up a small map of the city and asks me to help him out.
    SC: The directions aren't labeled. Where is north on the map?

    The map is aligned so that if you can read the text, north is at the top of the map. You know, just like every map in existance.

    I indicate where north and south are on the map.

    SC: Can you also point out which direction is east and west?

    /facepalm
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

  • #2
    *dies inside* (no I'm not a geography minor)

    I for humanity....

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    • #3
      And yet, somehow these people manage not to wander off jagged cliffs.

      Life ain't fair, I tell you.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        To be fair, not every map has north at the top. I had some jerk teachers who purposely did that to mess with kids.

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        • #5
          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
          And yet, somehow these people manage not to wander off jagged cliffs.

          Life ain't fair, I tell you.
          No it's not fair. Life's never fair!

          Quoth casey13 View Post
          To be fair, not every map has north at the top. I had some jerk teachers who purposely did that to mess with kids.
          What jerks! Who makes maps where North isn't top? If suck maps exist they must be thrown in the fire for sacrilege!!

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          • #6
            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
            The map is aligned so that if you can read the text, north is at the top of the map. You know, just like every map in existance.
            Arlington, VA, has a rectangular shape, and is set at a 45 degree angle. The map of Arlington is aligned with the paper with NW at the top of the map and N being toward the upper right corner.

            And I'm sure all of our members in Australia are familiar with McArthur's Universal Corrective Map of the World.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #7
              Quoth SG15Z View Post
              What jerks! Who makes maps where North isn't top?
              *raises her hand* Though, they're usually for D&D campaigns in worlds where North, South, East, and West bear no resemblance to the world they take place on.
              Not to mention, I don't believe in that setup, for lack of a better word.
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                Coulda been worse: "And which way is Northwest? Yeah. And how about Southeast? All right. And North North West? " ad infinitum
                Last edited by Lachrymose; 03-25-2009, 04:56 AM.

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                • #9
                  why hog it up for the geography majors? Hear that rumbling? that's my third and fourth grade teachers rolling in their graves.

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                  • #10
                    if i see a normal map of my city i have a hard time reading it im use to west being up east being down north being sideways with south.
                    i like the upside down maps btw

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                    • #11
                      I could have messed with his head a little.

                      "Sir, this map is for the Game Cube verion of Denver. You'll want the Wii version of Denver, so we're going to have to flip east and west."
                      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post

                        And I'm sure all of our members in Australia are familiar with McArthur's Universal Corrective Map of the World.
                        wow, that map is just... well... it looks so strange.

                        Oh, and in Salt Lake if someone can't figure out North from South, East from West needs to be steralized to prevent them from breeding. Considering the streets are numbered by distance North, South, East, or West from Temple Square... ie, one block south of Temple Square is 100 south, two blocks south is 200 south, 21 blocks south is 2100 south, etc. One block north is 100 North, two blocks is 200 North, etc. Same thing with east and west... if the numbers are going up you are going that direction... if they are going down you are going the opposite of that direction.
                        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                        • #13
                          The problem with those upside down maps is that they still erpresent true bearings for navigation rather than the actual land masses involved.

                          What yoou need is the Gall Peters Map - Clickety
                          Good customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                            This guy wasn't sucky, but it made me cry inside.

                            A guy brings up a small map of the city and asks me to help him out.
                            SC: The directions aren't labeled. Where is north on the map?

                            The map is aligned so that if you can read the text, north is at the top of the map. You know, just like every map in existance.

                            I indicate where north and south are on the map.

                            SC: Can you also point out which direction is east and west?

                            /facepalm

                            I am directionally disabled (can't find my way out of a papersack) but I can read a map. I wonder how long this guy's family has been missing him.
                            Tamezin

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                            • #15
                              To be fair, not every map has north at the top.
                              I've seen a few cities like that, especially in Japan, where the top of the map points to some specific area, or where the city layout itself is at an angle, so they print it out with the layout aligned, but north off to the side or something like that.

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