Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

yes, everyone must evacuate... except me

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • yes, everyone must evacuate... except me

    OK, so yesterday a guest set their microwave on fire... thank God no damage was done to the room (or really the microwave for that matter, we got it put out right quick)... no one was hurt... but it did lead to a lot of brain burps.

    First off... the idiot who caught his microwave on fire did so by accidentally setting the timer for his popcorn for something like 20 minutes instead of 2... then left the room rather than being close to the microwave, you know like all bags tell you to do...
    Anyway, the hotel policy is whenever the fire alarm goes off to as soon as possible silence the alarm and go verify the emergency and if it is an emergency that requires the hotel be evacuated to reactivate the alarm. We do this because 99% of the time it will be because of some idiot smoking in the room or burning popcorn... and the 1% that it is legit, our alarm system is sensitive enough that it gives us enough advance warning that we can easily verify the threat and restart the alarm with time to spare to evacuate the hotel. Also we are to, if it is safe to do so go room by room telling people to get out as well as restarting the alarm... if it is not safe to do so grab the bucket and cordless phone, call each room telling people to get out and mark the rooms that don't answer to give to the fire department for first priority to check (or any room who answered but said they couldn't get out).

    That was a really long explanation to get to the stupid question... I got no less than 10 calls asking if they had to evacuate... now let's think about this... I'm calmly answering the phone... INSIDE the hotel... yes, please evacuate... I'm not going to but by all means, feel free to evacuate... morons... do they honestly believe that I'm the noble type who will stay at my post as the building burns around me... if they do, they must be really naive... there is no way in hell I'm going to risk my life staying in a burning building for $9.25 an hour, or at least I'm not calmly staying at the desk... I may be willing to risk myself to help others, but not to man the desk.
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

  • #2
    ... the boy stood on the burning deck, eating peanuts by the peck ...

    (bet sheldonrs corrects my spelling)
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

    Comment


    • #3
      With apologies in advance, may I present:

      The SC at the burning desk

      They came up to his burning desk
      Their eyes awash with rage:
      "I want to see a manager
      You know I pay your wage

      I wasn't told about this fire
      How dare you singe my stuff?
      You're giving me a discount NOW
      I've waited long enough

      I don't care if you've set on fire
      Never mind the flame
      Get the MD out here now
      I really must complain

      For 30 years I've stayed with you
      And all of those 4 times
      They never woke me up for this
      I'll sue you for these crimes

      You're being rude, you just don't care
      I swear I'll have your job
      Start treating me with some respect
      You filthy unwashed slob

      I used to come here all the time
      They'd always help me then
      But now the hotel's all burned down
      I'll never come again

      How dare you say you cannot help
      You've made me miss my flight
      Give me the coupon and let me go:
      THE CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RIGHT
      "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

      Comment


      • #4
        Manners, that was beautiful....

        Did you write that yourself??

        Comment


        • #5
          Quoth Amina516 View Post
          Did you write that yourself??
          Yes. It's not brilliant, but I'm a maths person, not an English person, so you mustn't expect great things.
          Last edited by MannersMakethMan; 05-07-2009, 12:12 AM.
          "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

          Comment


          • #6
            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post

            First off... the idiot who caught his microwave on fire did so by accidentally setting the timer for his popcorn for something like 20 minutes instead of 2... then left the room rather than being close to the microwave, you know like all bags tell you to do...
            You didn't tell me that my CEO was staying in your hotel!!
            "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

            My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

            Comment


            • #7
              No, Manners, I think we CAN expect great things, because that was awesome!
              "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

              Comment

              Working...
              X