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  • #16
    Quoth Juwl View Post
    That performing dog... he acted on all fours this morning, hurt his front paw during the afternoon show, and was reduced to walking on his hind legs for the night act.
    What's green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?
    The High Priest is an Illusion!

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    • #17
      Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
      What's green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?
      A whistle?

      in that vein, "what is brown and sticky?"
      "My experience has taught me one thing. A shaved cat is much angrier than an unshaved cat."
      Chester Holiday Apartment

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      • #18
        Quoth Alephcat View Post
        A whistle?
        Nope. Try again.
        The High Priest is an Illusion!

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        • #19
          Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
          What's green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?
          A Herring — because you can paint it green, nail it to the wall — and the whistling part is added just to make the riddle hard.
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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          • #20
            Quoth Amina516 View Post
            When does Thursday come before Wednesday?

            Answer: in a dictionary.
            I read a dictionary on Sunday and neither came until after I put the book down.
            Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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