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  • *giggle* You're a guy

    As a cashier I understand certain aspects of the world around me. key to that is myself. So it has come to pass that over the many years of life I have enjoyed I have come determine I am a male. So please here is a bullet point guide of things which angered me about you today little miss obvious:

    1) You come to my check out and start giggling like a little girl. This annoys me. Why? As I don't like being laughed at and the sheer site of my face should not invoke such ludicrous reactions. Akin possibly to a new born baby who is in a play pen with a colourful toy. I am not a colourful toy for being laughed at and you are not a baby.

    2) When you come up and interrupt the giiggliing to state "he ha you he he are ha a haha guy'. Your power of deduction and realisation amazes me immensly. In fact it amazes me so much I think I want to give you a medla. ladies and gentleman the gold medal for being a complete clown goes toy uo guessed this customer.

    3) When you do stop laughing and lean forward in a low cut top and begin to say 'Look at me. Your a guy. i know you like them. your not gay are you?' And then proceeed to laugh again I get this urge to punch you in unique ways. Yes you have covered the grounds of I am a guy once more. And you have covered the grounds of I am a htrosexual man. However you have assumed that I will just keel over and do as you say for a bit of cleavage. You madam are a fool. Please leave.

    You may have not reached the appitamy of SC. However you are close. What protected you from being an SC your failure to say something stupid in the form of a question or to argue. Please take these merits of what little remain toy uor person and improve greatly. Upon completion of this task return to my check out and lets have a normal conversation. I know the weather a great place to start with any person.

  • #2
    ......She needs to get out more....and get a hobby.
    I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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    • #3
      Something tells me someone'd been indulging in a few illicit substances.
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      • #4
        What was she trying to get for free?
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        • #5
          Sounds like a horrible attempt at flirtation...

          Sorry, man. Not all girls(or woman) act like that. Some of us know how to talk and act.
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          • #6
            Look at the bright side, you got to see part of her boobies.

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            • #7
              Stare at her, then snicker like a madman.

              Swear to DOG it works.
              Now a member of that alien race called Management.

              Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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              • #8
                Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                Stare at her, then snicker like a madman.

                Swear to DOG it works.
                deal with this sort of thing often, do you?
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                • #9
                  Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                  Stare at her, then snicker like a madman.

                  Swear to DOG it works.
                  Someone as insecure as she must be,yeah.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth C-130 View Post
                    When you do stop laughing and lean forward in a low cut top and begin to say 'Look at me. Your a guy. i know you like them. your not gay are you?'
                    I wonder how fast her attitude would have changed if you had replied "My girlfriend's are better."
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                    • #11
                      You could also look up and say "I'm glad the sex change has worked out so well for you" But saying something like that all depends on how nice you are feeling at the moment I suppose.
                      I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth csquared View Post
                        I wonder how fast her attitude would have changed if you had replied "My boyfriend's are better."
                        trivial snerk change
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                        • #13
                          If you're a male, and like women in frilly undies, your a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

                          My Boyfriend gets this a lot, but he normally lies and says he's married.

                          Gay guys, on the other hand, don't take a hint. (I'm not a homophobe, I promise, but the ones I meet, when in flirty mood, they won't take no for an answer.)

                          When my Boyfriend said he had a girlfriend, the man replied "Oh, honey. Don't worry, when HE leaves you, you can come to me. I'll be your Sugar Daddy."

                          Mine. He's Mine.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth noone View Post
                            If you're a male, and like women in frilly undies, your a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

                            My Boyfriend gets this a lot, but he normally lies and says he's married.

                            Gay guys, on the other hand, don't take a hint. (I'm not a homophobe, I promise, but the ones I meet, when in flirty mood, they won't take no for an answer.)

                            When my Boyfriend said he had a girlfriend, the man replied "Oh, honey. Don't worry, when HE leaves you, you can come to me. I'll be your Sugar Daddy."

                            Mine. He's Mine.
                            Damn. Now that's just inappropriate. O_O And I'm a very inappropriate guy, I would know!
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                              deal with this sort of thing often, do you?
                              Used to, yes. Since I got out of Retail I haven't run into it much. Now I get people walking up to my car or stopping me at gas-stations to comment on my music (Apollo 440 fanboy, right here).

                              Quoth noone View Post
                              Gay guys, on the other hand, don't take a hint. (I'm not a homophobe, I promise, but the ones I meet, when in flirty mood, they won't take no for an answer.)
                              I have the....not-so-unique...ability to flirt without even realizing it. I swear I don't mean anything by it! I didn't even realize I was doing it until my Dad mentioned something about it.

                              Which actually explained a whole lotta stuff. I'm still trying to figure out how to stop.
                              Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                              Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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