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As a cashier I understand certain aspects of the world around me. key to that is myself. So it has come to pass that over the many years of life I have enjoyed I have come determine I am a male. So please here is a bullet point guide of things which angered me about you today little miss obvious:
1) You come to my check out and start giggling like a little girl. This annoys me. Why? As I don't like being laughed at and the sheer site of my face should not invoke such ludicrous reactions. Akin possibly to a new born baby who is in a play pen with a colourful toy. I am not a colourful toy for being laughed at and you are not a baby.
2) When you come up and interrupt the giiggliing to state "he ha you he he are ha a haha guy'. Your power of deduction and realisation amazes me immensly. In fact it amazes me so much I think I want to give you a medla. ladies and gentleman the gold medal for being a complete clown goes toy uo guessed this customer.
3) When you do stop laughing and lean forward in a low cut top and begin to say 'Look at me. Your a guy. i know you like them. your not gay are you?' And then proceeed to laugh again I get this urge to punch you in unique ways. Yes you have covered the grounds of I am a guy once more. And you have covered the grounds of I am a htrosexual man. However you have assumed that I will just keel over and do as you say for a bit of cleavage. You madam are a fool. Please leave.
You may have not reached the appitamy of SC. However you are close. What protected you from being an SC your failure to say something stupid in the form of a question or to argue. Please take these merits of what little remain toy uor person and improve greatly. Upon completion of this task return to my check out and lets have a normal conversation. I know the weather a great place to start with any person.
1) You come to my check out and start giggling like a little girl. This annoys me. Why? As I don't like being laughed at and the sheer site of my face should not invoke such ludicrous reactions. Akin possibly to a new born baby who is in a play pen with a colourful toy. I am not a colourful toy for being laughed at and you are not a baby.
2) When you come up and interrupt the giiggliing to state "he ha you he he are ha a haha guy'. Your power of deduction and realisation amazes me immensly. In fact it amazes me so much I think I want to give you a medla. ladies and gentleman the gold medal for being a complete clown goes toy uo guessed this customer.
3) When you do stop laughing and lean forward in a low cut top and begin to say 'Look at me. Your a guy. i know you like them. your not gay are you?' And then proceeed to laugh again I get this urge to punch you in unique ways. Yes you have covered the grounds of I am a guy once more. And you have covered the grounds of I am a htrosexual man. However you have assumed that I will just keel over and do as you say for a bit of cleavage. You madam are a fool. Please leave.
You may have not reached the appitamy of SC. However you are close. What protected you from being an SC your failure to say something stupid in the form of a question or to argue. Please take these merits of what little remain toy uor person and improve greatly. Upon completion of this task return to my check out and lets have a normal conversation. I know the weather a great place to start with any person.
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But saying something like that all depends on how nice you are feeling at the moment I suppose.
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