Do not try this at home (Very graphic - WAY TMI)

[Magpie]

Am I the only one who considered the possibility that this wasn't because he felt that they were too dry, but that he got off (or was trying to get off) on this?

I'll just slink back to the gutter then, shall I? If anyone has some spare hope for humanity, I could really use some down here.

[Chrismor]

Okay, time for me to admit something (not as bad as the OP though). Stop reading now if you are of a nervous disposition. I will wait for you to skip through to the next post... Gone? Okay.

Once, dealing with a muscle strain on my leg, I was using deep heat rub and my hand strayed a little too far north, accidentally getting certain parts of my anatomy, with some on my fingers.

Not pleasent. Very not pleasent. On the plus side though, it helped my muscle strain.

C.

[r2cagle]

On the plus side though, it helped my muscle strain.

I can imagine... you totally forgot about the strain!

[Binky]

people who are totally sane will do lots of wierd and wonderful things to their genitals.

piercings, some men SPLIT their pee pee's or inject botox into their ball sack to enlarge it.

Some how it just doesn't shock me that someone would do this. people will often experiment and realise (a little too late) it wasn't the smartest thing to do.

[Dreamstalker]

There was a clinic patient on House who tried to self-circumcise with a boxcutter...mom asked me if that was real and I said probably someone out there has done it (I was told that the writers get the clinic-patient ideas from real cases).

[Aut]

Am I the only one who considered the possibility that this wasn't because he felt that they were too dry, but that he got off (or was trying to get off) on this?

I'll just slink back to the gutter then, shall I? If anyone has some spare hope for humanity, I could really use some down here.

Probably the only way he could get someone else to cop a feel.

[ArcticChicken]

If anyone has some spare hope for humanity, I could really use some down here.

I'm sorry, I left the cap off mine and it's mostly evaporated. There's sort of a sludge in the bottom of the bottle, but I can't get it out.

[ShinyGreenApple]

Oh . . . oh my. I'm female and that even made me want to cry. I also though of the self-circumcision on House.

[elsporko]

There is a fetish where people get aroused by inflating and then deflating their scrotum

[Rantsylvania 6-5000]

After some of the things I've seen on Rotten.com, this doesn't really surprise me. Then there was the nurse who told me about a lady who came into the hospital with a coke bottle stuck in her ass, and another with a cucumber stuck in her cooch. Albert Fish was into some pretty disgusting stuff too, like shoving a rose stem (thorns and all!) into his weenie.

[Andara Bledin]

The bottle and vegetable tales are completely and utterly unsurprising.

There is a tale, however, of a gentleman who managed to make a cement casting of the inside of his rectum...

^-.-^

[Julesy]

I don't doubt the story, but I have no clue why he would have thought this was a good idea, and what he had hoped to win by this action.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Who's this Darwin guy and why is he so giggly?

[Nurian]

Well, he heard WD-40 was good for ball bearings sooo....yeah.....

[MergedLoki]

the crazy stories i've seen/heard in the short 3 years i've been working @ a hospital are astouding. and i work in the imaging dept. (xray etc.).

there's some strange people out there.